the guy looks like he tasted 5 lemons in a row

Let’s call it Andrew for short like how we call a baryonx a bary and a iguanadon a iggy

-sarco master

Me: “why is this thing in aquatic”?

*tames one*

*goes into water*

Me: HOLY SH**!

ps: if u have the saddle it not only protects u against drowning it’s also defends u against toxic gas and lava maybe radiation too haven’t checked yet.

Ark Youtubers when taming the Andrewsarchus: Today we will be taming and Andrew.

People who are actually named Andrew: Sweating intensifies.

Top mysteries ever

3. How was life created?

2. Are there actually aliens anywhere?

1. What the dog doin?

Pumba get back in the basement

I love how thay say taming non violent when he kicks us in the face and trys to eat us !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Up if true

Me when I tame andrewsarchus: HOG RIDAAAAAAA

You mess with Andrewsarchus

You end up as a carcass

I thought you passive tamed it by walking up to it and feeding it. I soon figured out that was a bad idea