MY FIRST TIME ENCOUNTERING AN ALL

Me:oh hey an allo

Otter:tries to attack them

Me:nooo!!!!

Otter:dies

Allos:easy kill

Me:and now you will suffer the same faith Wilson did....

Allos:what?

Me:drops them in a text structure kills their child and infant of them and drops alpha giga in

Allos:pls stop!

Me:this is in vengeance of Wilson the Otter the true gigachad!!

Allos:nooo!!!

Alpha:food

Me:oh wait I have Wilson's implant

Allos:you serious rn my guy?

Alpha: thank you for food

Me:np

If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run

One is a challenge,

Two is deadly,

Three is a nightmare,

Four is lethal,

Five is a demon,

Six is terrifying,

Seven is a suicide mission,

Eight is a cult,

Nine is a giga killing squad,

Ten is Satan himself.

The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.

Run.

I am mean

And I am big

I will snap u like a twig

My name is allo

I am stronk

I have bite and I do monch

I hunt in pack

I chomp u all

I make u bleed and make Rex fall

I am pain

And you are lunch

I chomp your tames with a crunch

My name is allo

This poem is done

Don’t forget

BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN

-allo song- like for more songs!

Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"

Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, I’ll turn and bola you.

Raptor: I’m the best pack hunter!

Allosaurus has entered the chat.

Raptor has left the chat.

dodo is better