Allasaour more like alia sour cause it is annoying in huge groups

I am allo

I say hallo

You are small and weak

I like to hear you screech

I eat meat

And your feet

You are a tasty treat

I like it when you run

It is very fun

-chicken nugget council

Eat him for just Flippin' rare meat. Just kill him with your Tyrannosaurus. Rex, which is hard to tame.🤣🤣🤣

If you see 7 allosaurus and they run to you,use bazoka

Everyone: BOLA YOUR FRIEND!

Me in singleplayer: Bola what friend?

So I tamed a raptor lvl 300 after taming I put 20 lvls into hp

Making it have 5k hp and decided to take non a squad of allo

30mins later

Rip Red

Me:riding my sarko (speed boat)

Allo :kills sarhoş fırsat and munces me

I throw bola to captain and other are spinning ground 😂😂😂

When you prank that one friend who is a noob in ark

Noob: are you sure this dinosaur is safe?

Me: yes

Untamed allosaurus: munch

Chat: a noob was killed by level 100 Rex

So I went to tame an allo so I get on a rock and shoot it, it glitches on the rock and kills me so I go back and find him so I’m about to shoot it then it disappears. I found it her name is puppy idk y just did.

Take three allosauruses and invite two friends on your map. Then get your allosauruses tamed then name one little armed. Go to your friend's house and eat his 'bad' tames such as dodos and turtles. That way he can't farm them then go to your second friends house and eat they're ok tames like carnos and trics. Then get online and they fight each other then come back and do it again.

Can’t even walk with them behind you lol

I bled a lot it suked and I died 2 times because of that so don't fight 1.

was that boring it was supposed to be.if not read it slowly.

This sucker is a pain in the applesauce

Ima birdy when I’m crying but when I’m not I’m died

And I need to kill you now before I die

Up if if the best nickname for a allosaurus is a aloe Vera

It’s about drive it’s about power they stay hunger. They devour

Unlucky me my spino killed a solo 120 allo

Ark player:what a beitaful day Allo:(stares). Ark player:are you gonna eat me or- Allo:die. Ark player:AHHHHHHH (tries to slap allo but intend whoops allo butt). Ark:you got killed by a lvl 1 allo ur such a noob ur like lvl 100000000. Mom:this is cyber bulling. Universe:(dies)

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