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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-23T05:27:31+00:00

Allosaurus has never seen such bulls**t before

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-29T23:09:17+00:00

An Allo squad killed my beautiful Tapejara, she was black and white… now I’m always kill Allo

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-14T02:22:57+00:00

Allo: I munch I crunch I eat u for lunch

Me seconds before death: u rhyme and I say this to by myself time

Allo: :/ yeah no ur dead

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-07T17:54:32+00:00

We were on rag highlands and my friends kept dying to this pack of allos that spawned on the beach

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-07T07:38:00+00:00

When two of these fighting in middle of something,

they are #rawrawrawrawr

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-22T23:24:41+00:00

To all the idiots saying bola your teammate and run, I tranqued a level ten with four arrows

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-03T15:04:33+00:00

Tip u may laugh at just saying. If u see this thing..... RUN AS FAST AS UR LEGS CAN TAKE U REEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!s

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-17T23:18:35+00:00

He protect,

He atacc,

He kill all the dinos in aggressive 😈

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-29T06:54:57+00:00

I once tamed one I once named one I once saw one as alpha I once died to one I once killed one I love my alpha gal

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-30T18:31:36+00:00

poor man's t'rex

yeah

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-13T03:25:06+00:00

I have a story one time I was tameing a ag with my friends then like 1000!!!!!!! Allows Spawned and win we tried to kill them twice the amount of them spawned and they killed everything in site it was madness so we were like run !!!!!!!!!!! There is like 1000000000000000000 of them

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-02T22:23:29+00:00

Me: sees an Allo.

Allo: yum! Fooood!

Me: 😏😒😞😔😖😫😫😫😫🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-31T16:30:52+00:00

I found a lvl 300 dodo on an official sever switch # 38 near herb and it’s almost a lvl 475 lol 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-09T18:49:33+00:00

First there were 2 roaming around my base, now there are 5... and this is mobile we're talking about...

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-10T23:38:39+00:00

These guys are from the same timeline as Gigantosaurus, see the resemblance in their arms? You can set up a nice home defense with these guys and plant towers. Park turtle near base, whistle follow all... Set allows to aggressive low.

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-08-06T01:53:37+00:00

I'm talking to u dev's yeah u why does it spawn in ur base and ruin it kibble farm

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-18T01:57:19+00:00

They are pretty easy to kill. Just hop on a rock and watch it struggle. I had 3 at me once...very pitiful to watch. Almost feel bad for them as you just sit up there and get them with your slingshot.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-27T09:23:46+00:00

Sis:let’s go tame a good Dino

Me:GEAR UP

Two mins later

Sis:Nope nope nuhuh no way never no plz

Me:behind you😮nope I’ll leave you dead nuhuh not goin there again nope

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-14T20:07:27+00:00

Faster than a carno, then faster than my Diplo. Raptor took steroids!