There's a guy on the server who traded his only giga egg (which he stole) for two allos. He now has about 57 allos after breeding and is now my allo plug.

He scares me

i like how i just left my taming allo alone with 10 prime meat and the minute i come back it’s tamed

i only used 2 bio toxin

Allosaurus has never see so much cap before

JUST RUN YOUR BOOGERS OUT OF YOUR NOSE JUST RUN

Honestly, these things remind me of the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World.

Ark loading a screen:"Just remeber you dont have to run faster than them just faster then your friends."

Me after I see this:now I get it.

Lemme set a seen for you:

Your bff's name is ellen, her nickname is el. You are asked to spell playful in class, and suddenly notice a glare from el , and after school , she turns into this beast and murders you. See what I'm getting at? ❤️🐲🌺

“Oh hey an allo! I wanna take it”

“Hey buddy, you gonna-“ *gets knocked out*

“Yay it’s mine now!”

*friends of allo role up* “They said you were gonna die for a reason...”

“WHAT THE FU-“

One mile away from u is fine

10 ft away from u isn’t comfortable

5 ft is “oh sh__ I better pack”

One inch is terrifying

000.1 centimeter away from u is ‘you have been killed by a lvl 8 allo’

These are the steps if you see a Allo 1run 2 hide 3say good bye 4die

If you run behind a stego the allo will attack the stego

The stego will probably win

When isaw this allo but Its alpha It kilLEd me with a bleed attack

I had 4 argys which killed one rex 2 alpha allos and 2 normal allos (Argus are OP)

Get an allo alone before you trap it. And YES, you have to trap it to be safe.

When I was taming my argy I saw it and flew away for a second, than realized, it had as many friends as me. None. So I left her alone and soon realized, she was cheating on her boyfriend that spawned in... WITH. TWO. DAM. REX.

Me: taiming a trike

Allo pack:were gonna get you

Me:and there at it again

Allo pack: get him!!!

Me:ho f#ck

Pillar men theme intensifies

I am not sure if they are powerful or no my freind in a pvp server wanted to fight me with 13 allo but idk why he is still thinking why he wanted to fight me by Rexs killed him and destroyed his base and killed all the allo so..btw I had 12 rex over lvl 45

Ladys and gents your new naruto(only true naruto fans spell it right)🤣🤣🤣🤣

My most favorite creature in ark. I’d bend over backwards to have a pack, (only got one MALE, I need a female, and a female Rex. Plus I would bend over backwards because that’s super easy.