Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-05-07T05:01:49+00:00

Yeet yeet yeet yeet ur life went the allo

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-30T14:05:27+00:00

If you get one of these guys and you tell them to stop, If you go away from your base when you come back these guys would’ve teleported away

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-03-18T02:07:03+00:00

Name it Allie and it will be your ally and din u give it a bunch of boys and then boom u got a bunch of Allies

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-10-28T23:55:16+00:00

These really guys scare me and I dont like to be in their presence :)

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-10-22T00:03:39+00:00

I once built a base a dodo and named him defender and a mod chops and I built base and two Alos came and killed my dodo put my mos chops on stop and passive as a distraction because he was useless and came back with a trike and destroy them destroyed them but their gnash ability is deadly

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-20T03:36:26+00:00

I got Triplets!!! Like 0.113% chance

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-12T22:50:20+00:00

Roses are Red violets are blue it’s coming to kill you and your tames to

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-04T12:23:16+00:00

friendly, slow, cute and funny dino! My friend went to pet it and he didn’t come back yet.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-02T00:01:40+00:00

The Only 2 dinos that compare are the giga and spino. They fast. They hurt. Most importantly. They OP!! Get one. NOW. Thanks😉

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-24T01:25:06+00:00

I tamed the three of them and I called them the migos 👨🏿‍🦱👨🏿‍🦱👨🏿‍🦱

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-26T21:09:22+00:00

RUN!!! And run FAST!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-26T20:11:11+00:00

Bye bye argie that I was trying to tame

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-15T15:28:21+00:00

My pteranodon X-wing has killed a lot of these,and people say the allo is strong?🤨

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-05-31T20:05:20+00:00

I’m like how to hatch a egg and nobody felled me :( I will never find out how to hatch eggs but people don’t know I’m like why you domb or something

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-11T20:13:27+00:00

God dammit I am a level 38 and I look threw the redwood forest. I see 3 and I look and they killed a rex. One was left standing and it looked at me for 2 seconds and chases me. They say bola your friend for a lot of things. Me in single player and all I have is my pteranodon... should I ride or should I run...

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-17T13:17:59+00:00

DIE HARD BATTERIES NOW AT ADVANCE AUTO PARTS

Me: *steals batteries and gives to allo*

Allo: zooM

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-10T17:17:58+00:00

I hlet killed by this so much i sick of itĺq

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-04T21:01:55+00:00

Whenever I see these I think of walking with dinosaurs special with big al

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-10T16:17:40+00:00

Has saved my base from raids many times and they were wild tames and almost killed a breeded t rex and since we were hiding them raiders freak out when they see them coming its like they meet before...

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-23T17:06:53+00:00

I was killing rapper I thot I could kill an alpha rapter rip my frind needed a Rex to kill it