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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2018-01-07T14:59:12+00:00

The alpha allo is the daddy watch out 😏😏😏

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-10-12T03:17:42+00:00

16 is nightmare Satan 17 is hungry error

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-27T01:01:19+00:00

I got one stuck between trees and knocked it with a boomerang

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-25T00:20:34+00:00

Make a pit of these things and wall them up with gates all around your base if anyone's raiding you just bola them and unleash the hoard I once tried this with a guy on a Giga it worked.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-15T16:05:06+00:00

Me on a ground mount minding my business

Allo: and I took that personally

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2019-09-08T15:24:17+00:00

I tried to get one away from its pack for 1 hour and then I accidentally killed it I be like Awww no tried again and after 2 hours I tamed it

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-08-24T13:32:49+00:00

Was on my way back to base happy as can be with a new lvl 180 dire bear... THEN some FKN allos decided they felt like a snack

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-23T01:41:19+00:00

They have a good attack when they are not lonely 😞☹️🥺😞☹️

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-06-22T12:23:14+00:00

Once upon a time, I was in multiplayer. Then I saw 3 allosaurus. Since I was in multiplayer and they were in a house, I thought they were tamed. I continued my journey through the island. But when I almost passed the allosaurus, on the top of my screen it said, “you have entered a dangrous area” so the 3 allosaurus came charging at me. Seems like they weren’t tamed.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-05-06T12:16:05+00:00

Hi little rex *bites your hand off*

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-05-01T23:02:40+00:00

My first time taming one I lured it to my trap structure and it fell in, but I forgot the tranq darts at my base and while I was getting them I heard big foot steps and the danger music started to play and it was attacking my base. it was a max level and I had to kill it. Later I found it phased though the DOOR FRAMES and escaped.

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-04-03T16:36:10+00:00

I had a direwolf with me and I was being chased by 3 Allosaurusssss. The wolf I had had bad stats... RIP me...

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-01-14T10:34:31+00:00

Bro imagine a giga sized allosaurus came up to your base and recked it and your tames revolt on you that would suck

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-26T15:18:52+00:00

Everyone:bola friend and run

Me: hehe sword go BRRRRR

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-20T15:04:38+00:00

Rudy from ark the book series s1 ep17

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-18T22:52:16+00:00

I need allosaurus brains I’ll use a dodo for a decoy then kill them with my stego bad idea 🤣 I got one allosaurus brain an my stego is gone

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-15T15:44:18+00:00

I’m an allo

Cause death to you fleet

Try to tame

You would need to be lightning on your feet

If you try to eat me

You surely won’t come out alive

If I spawn in your base

You won’t survive

The allo song-tc upvooot plz

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-30T23:10:53+00:00

DONT RUN AT THEM even if you have a team run a WAYE!!!

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-13T21:29:03+00:00

One I got over spawn on griffan mountain (like 30+) it was scary beyond belief.

Pretty much it's a no-go zone

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-02T06:14:40+00:00

This is killing machine squad..it kinda like raptor and carno hybrid