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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One of my allos I took them on a mission to tame a Trex it did not go thr good because once I got into the place with like five rexes they were munching on allos and I went in there killed four of them then tryed to tame the rex. It woke up and killed me I did not remember we're that was but later with my argi I was going hunting for Trex arms and I saw this big yellow thing on the screen that said your allo level 67 killed a giganto I was playing with advanced settings
Today I got attacked by not one but two of these guys first one I was getting my stuff from a obelisk and I was having a drink when I saw this guy run towards me so I dived in the water and survived the second attack happened when my controller ran out of battery so I put it on charge and waited I looked back at the screen to see a allorunning after a turtle and I ran as FAST as I could grabbed my controller and turned it on then I come back to see that I’m not dead turns out my 2 argentavisis killed him cause I saw a allo brain in one of my birds ya argens are the BEST!
Let me give y'all a rap.
I found a giga. Its not a giga. Its these motherhugger allosaurus. They swallowed shampoo, throw bola at your friends, bleach imma tame or kill this rick. but they clap me out of this huggin world. they swallowed shampoo, throw bola at your friends, bleach imma tame or kill this rick. They're like ur mom beating you up, with a motherhuggin broom. They swallowed shampoo, throw bola at your friends, bleach imma tame or kill this rick.