Its Allice in Dinoland. Er Mah Ger

Allosaurus sound like they need a tissue for their issue

They be chronic mouth breathing

im look big

i need food

i eat you

you can't hide

but you can bola your friend and run

🦖allo song🦖

Don’t try to run you can’t sit there and accept it.

Lands on redwoods floor

Allos come out of nowhere and destroys my argy

Rip

Allosaurus had never seen such bullsh*t before

When I look at the page for allosaurus, I wonder which buffoons threw out their allos at the bottom of the ocean and collected angler gel. Mysteries of the universe I guess.

One time, I just spawned in. It was one of my first times playing. Then, I start taking damage and then die before I can even move.

Me: wtfrick just happened????

Game: You were killed by Allosaurus.

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue

Dat boi over there,

Gonna keel u.

North zone one is carnivore heaven and by heaven I mean HELL!!!!!

How to raid in pve servers

1: get a Petra

2: find a wild Rex

3: lead it to enemy base

4: do take the L on top of your Petra as your enemies get demolished by a “wild” Rex.

(Allos, spinos, and other stuff work too as long as their aggro and big.)

If you your on a valcano stay away from the bottom or any other moauntin because these guys have bleeding damage so that’s why to stay away ps I’d get a heart attack from these guys and I’m already scared of every thing

Same guy who posted the giga sized allosaurus thing.

Allo: *existing*

Random Rex: hello there

Allo: dear god help me

Rex: goodbye

Me: *pulls out a rpg* not today Rex that allosaurus will be mine

Rex: help me for the love of-

*explosion*

Allo: thank you

Me:*switches to rifle with darts* goodnight

Allo: help

Yes allo looks likes a yutyrenus🤔🤔

These things are faster than the sonic

Sit back youngsters lemme tell you a story about this fantastic carnivore I was in a situation with a lvl 300 Rex I was running for my life I fell in a canyon and broke my leg he was drooling and about to take a chomp out of me but then a miracle happened a lvl 50 Allosaurus came and took a bite out of that Rex then 5 other Allosaurus‘ came out of nowhere! They demolished that Rex then I tamed them all and took good care of them we all lived happily (Allo friends part 1) Moral:Don’t pick a fight with a Rex

I had an ally named kindly and I when to the wyvern tratch in ragnarok with my fire Wyvern flame claws and kindly fell in the lava. Poor little kindly I loved him so much.

It protec

It attack

But most importantly…

The alpha destroys 5% of your giga’s massive health stacc

Who said Giga hearts and Yuty Lungs were weird?

THIS THING LOST ITS MIND!

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