
What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sit back youngsters lemme tell you a story about this fantastic carnivore I was in a situation with a lvl 300 Rex I was running for my life I fell in a canyon and broke my leg he was drooling and about to take a chomp out of me but then a miracle happened a lvl 50 Allosaurus came and took a bite out of that Rex then 5 other Allosaurus‘ came out of nowhere! They demolished that Rex then I tamed them all and took good care of them we all lived happily (Allo friends part 1) Moral:Don’t pick a fight with a Rex
Minding my business on the island in the redwoods on that little mountain and I got stuck on the side of the cliff and my brother tried getting me out but I was encumbered with metal and I heard the worst sound ever... The aggro sound of a pack of allos I tried fighting while I was stuck got slaughtered and my brother flew for his life but fell for stamina and a NEW PACK OF ALLOS MURDERED HIM AND THE HIGH LEVELED PT AND MY ARGENT
Up for respect for winters and bloodshed 😔💔