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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sit back youngsters lemme tell you a story about this fantastic carnivore I was in a situation with a lvl 300 Rex I was running for my life I fell in a canyon and broke my leg he was drooling and about to take a chomp out of me but then a miracle happened a lvl 50 Allosaurus came and took a bite out of that Rex then 5 other Allosaurus‘ came out of nowhere! They demolished that Rex then I tamed them all and took good care of them we all lived happily (Allo friends part 1) Moral:Don’t pick a fight with a Rex
Same guy who posted the giga sized allosaurus thing.
Allo: *existing*
Random Rex: hello there
Allo: dear god help me
Rex: goodbye
Me: *pulls out a rpg* not today Rex that allosaurus will be mine
Rex: help me for the love of-
*explosion*
Allo: thank you
Me:*switches to rifle with darts* goodnight
Allo: help