Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Let me give y'all a rap.
I found a giga. Its not a giga. Its these motherhugger allosaurus. They swallowed shampoo, throw bola at your friends, bleach imma tame or kill this rick. but they clap me out of this huggin world. they swallowed shampoo, throw bola at your friends, bleach imma tame or kill this rick. They're like ur mom beating you up, with a motherhuggin broom. They swallowed shampoo, throw bola at your friends, bleach imma tame or kill this rick.
More Allosaurus Funny Tips
If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run
One is a challenge,
Two is deadly,
Three is a nightmare,
Four is lethal,
Five is a demon,
Six is terrifying,
Seven is a suicide mission,
Eight is a cult,
Nine is a giga killing squad,
Ten is Satan himself.
Anybody- βBola your friend!β
Me in single player- βBut i donβt HAVE friendsπβ
Allo- βHuman, my favorite snack.β
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
I am mean
And I am big
I will snap u like a twig
My name is allo
I am stronk
I have bite and I do monch
I hunt in pack
I chomp u all
I make u bleed and make Rex fall
I am pain
And you are lunch
I chomp your tames with a crunch
My name is allo
This poem is done
Donβt forget
BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN
-allo song- like for more songs!
Run.
Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, Iβll turn and bola you.
It says it can't fit through a doorway, but Jesus Christ it went through my wall and now my character is pregnant
dodo is better