Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
You ever just open the door of your house after having survived a night without being raided and see all of your precious tames outside enjoying the nice fresh air? The bliss of stepping out a few feet to admire your well put together base when all of a sudden... (BLISH BUUAMP BLISH BLUAMP) 3 level 115 Alliosauruses chomping away at your beautiful raptor family and your precious summer home.. and as rush to save what you can you have soon realize that after your death, your bed is destroyed, your tames are on passive, and you havenβt placed a sleeping bag since your first tamed dodo on bob beach. Life is grand.
More Allosaurus Funny Tips
If you see this guys chasing you, throw a bola to your friend and run
One is a challenge,
Two is deadly,
Three is a nightmare,
Four is lethal,
Five is a demon,
Six is terrifying,
Seven is a suicide mission,
Eight is a cult,
Nine is a giga killing squad,
Ten is Satan himself.
Bruh my level 70 Petranodon killed it accidentally
The best way to find these for taming is to simply build a base, guaranteed they will spawn inside.
My spino one shots tree off them
I am mean
And I am big
I will snap u like a twig
My name is allo
I am stronk
I have bite and I do monch
I hunt in pack
I chomp u all
I make u bleed and make Rex fall
I am pain
And you are lunch
I chomp your tames with a crunch
My name is allo
This poem is done
Donβt forget
BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN
-allo song- like for more songs!
Run.
Anybody- βBola your friend!β
Me in single player- βBut i donβt HAVE friendsπβ
Allo- βHuman, my favorite snack.β
Everyone says: "Bola your friend!"
Me on singleplayr: *looks around* should I Bola myself or.....
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I see an Allo, Iβll turn and bola you.