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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 15 · Answer 1 · 2017-10-23T00:38:30+00:00

Their slime acts as shampoo take it from the snail have you ever seen a snail with bad hair ;)

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-03T12:08:57+00:00

I let my achatina wear apprentice flak helmet with Rex bone skin orange coloured. Now there's gliding skull on floor outside of my base.When I pick it up, I look like I got eaten by it

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-29T05:41:57+00:00

Did you know snail stare to death there aponants

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-31T04:37:23+00:00

Why is it just a Snail or is it a hermit crab

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-17T10:51:52+00:00

When you see a tip:I don’t like it

When you notice the plz like:Oh,I will like

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-12T16:59:33+00:00

This has norelation to the Achatina I’m just saying why the hell do sarcos like trike kibble they don’t even live in the same period and also all the other kibble - Dr motherf(cker of ark

Me: Umm... this is ark bruv

Dr: u r a stupid little

Producer: let’s cut to a break

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-14T03:31:16+00:00

Type in “Snail” and this shows up

🐌-Moon

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-09T11:41:53+00:00

It likes to eat cake

It will be trouble to make

But when you see it tamed

You know it was all worth it

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2025-03-18T09:05:29+00:00

A racing Snail 🐌 Duh I can run faster than that

score 11 · Answer 10 · 2019-02-21T23:00:05+00:00

Oh he is fast. Oh he is small. Oh he is the toughest of them all

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-12-17T22:17:14+00:00

Achatina is fun af yes yesnfbfbfbf

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2023-05-13T13:40:07+00:00

im small

your are dumb

your the most ugly guy in the world

you are dumb

you the worst

i can kill you, in one hit

all dinos can kill you

they eat your body

🐌snail song🐌 i know this is joke

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-24T03:33:42+00:00

hi. tips and gamers for all gamers etc

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-17T02:13:55+00:00

A snail! Imma put it on my shoulder and call him earl

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-15T11:36:27+00:00

A diabetic snail that is technically useless. Just great ark. Great.

score 12 · Answer 16 · 2017-11-04T02:32:01+00:00

Let them eat cake! Man I am good with my jokes, am I guys?

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-10-03T02:13:36+00:00

Welcome tu snal’s bakn sow. Me luv cak. If hooman gim me cak, I will wile thm

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-10-02T04:14:27+00:00

Cute as hell, hella hard to keep alive -calzone

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2019-10-21T20:25:26+00:00

ThEy ArE vErrY GoOD FiGhTErS AnD CaN OnE ShOT AnYThiNg

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-31T13:10:49+00:00

Have you ever tried getting god mode on mobile and playing with the creatures? Because I get these epic clips and there was one where a titanoboa was biting me….. or trying to. It was so cute I had to take out a spear and look like I was stabbing it! But don’t turn off ark or god mode will be disabled and your left to the elements. One time I nearly died to 3 dilo’s, 2 kapros, 1 titanoboa and 3 sarcos.