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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 31 · Answer 1 · 2018-07-14T00:25:40+00:00

I wonder if these guys will ever be the best tame on ark. I guess only slime will tell.

score 22 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-23T15:58:12+00:00

GARY, YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR SWEET CAKE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2024-08-19T00:35:23+00:00

Is it a snail

Is it a cake

No it's diabetes

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2025-08-23T02:07:43+00:00

Did you know you can equip hats to these guys, the hat will stand on their shell

score 20 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-15T18:14:54+00:00

It's a fricking snail, what else could you possibly want to learn about it?

-Sun Tzu

score 20 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-20T07:31:34+00:00

USE ASCENDANT HANDS TO STOP IT FROM MOBING AND USE ASCENDANT ROCK TO INSTA KNOCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 12 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-23T04:05:15+00:00

Need a mail man?

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2026-02-08T03:19:00+00:00

Player 2 - "Player one?" player one- "must kill crewmates..

Or any distractions..."

Player 2-"Player, one, it's me!" *player 2 gets hypnotized as well* *player 2 shoots the flare gun* *everyone just comes to player 1 and 2.* *one and two kills everyone*

*Player 2 and 1 snap out of it* NOOOOO!!!! *Everyone just response* (ark does not work that way) done.

score 30 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-10T23:04:51+00:00

YYYEEESSS I finally tamed one. I just have to walk from the swamp to the blue obilisk. TWO HOURS LATER ahhhh finally here. (Looks behind him and snail is nowhere to be seen)

score 15 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-03T09:39:51+00:00

I highly recommend not dying as you need to retrieve your items

score 22 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-08T04:21:22+00:00

A level 1 snail could take out the alpha king titan!

score 28 · Answer 12 · 2018-02-17T01:42:38+00:00

Put the dodo wyvern or dodo rex mask on them... its amazing😍

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2024-11-09T01:44:27+00:00

Gary got an ark dang SpongeBob, though they added Squidward in the game with the dang two so where is Patrick?…..

score 17 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-15T15:01:32+00:00

If you see one run boi go go oh it is atauly slow

score 18 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-27T10:13:56+00:00

This thing eats veggie cakes I told my friend and he said it only eats cakes?

It must have diabetes

score 13 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-22T18:19:46+00:00

😂😂 hi my name is bad I love you ark

score 14 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-25T21:26:40+00:00

You need to bola them and then feed them the cake :>

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2025-10-12T00:56:55+00:00

Do snails even eat cake in the wild?

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2025-06-17T03:39:43+00:00

Watch out for these deadly predetors they will 1 shot your gigas and speed across the map is seconds