When you see one of these guys but right when your going to approach it and it ends up getting attacked by some random dino AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT YEARS FOR IT TO COME OUT

You lose it: *Gary come home starts playing*

If you put the snail underwater on wander it can collect for you organic polymer

When my snails get hungry they don’t eat so I force feed them but when I do it sounds like their choking when eating xD

I love it

How do I invite myself back into my tribe?

He needs your hela to SLOW down!

These snails can eat you alive with their insane speed and DAMAGE CAREFUL!

I called a Achatina CementSlave

The most horrifying and evil creature it will destroy you with one look

These eat too much cake, they had diabetes and died instantly

Every fanfic but me:

*posts new Ep daily*

Me:

“Dang I haven’t written in awhile.”

Also me:

“Imma write 30 Eps in one day” :D

snail: oh my god he is coming run!!!

me: *walks normal* oh hey littile snaily laily...

snail: ;-; ho--how you followed me...

me: -_- *knocked out*

me: *you were killed by TREX ALPHA*

snail: byebye haahhahahaha.....

TRex: ;-;

snail: *you were killed by TRex Alpha*

Gary

Give it a hand job to speed up production

Tdyegdyyyye

Hdyryt

Dhhdur

Bdhduuur

Dhdhdhhgfd

Vddhdhhgf

Gdhddhhhy,,d!y!gcdyde eetdyyter dhhehveveve e eehehheebe eeeerrdhrr rhhrhrhrrr rvdhr

😂😂😂abcdefghikdnoopqrstuvwxyandz now I know my abc nexttime won’t you sing with me

Achantinas, are the most slow creatures but they give you cementing paste if you make them enable wandering in your house and their taming way is passive so you have to come slowly behind them and then tame them they can be tamed by "sweet vegatables cake" this the item that you can tame them

Achatina: Whew that was close. Uh-Oh.

Me: Your such a sussy baka. *hits it*

Achatina: OWIEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

Me: *kills it* YEAHHHH

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Snail:(appears). Noob:(throws berries at snail) IT ISENT WORKING. pro:(comes out) what r u trying to tame. Noob:snail. Pro:it eats cake. Noob:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRHTDAY DEAR SNAIL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. Pro:(has already left)