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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-07T19:11:49+00:00

Bad that they eat 🍰 s 😞and good that they give achitina paste😁

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-23T13:36:08+00:00

When you see one of these guys but right when your going to approach it and it ends up getting attacked by some random dino AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT YEARS FOR IT TO COME OUT

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-17T19:11:56+00:00

You lose it: *Gary come home starts playing*

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-15T08:41:19+00:00

If you put the snail underwater on wander it can collect for you organic polymer

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-06T20:24:18+00:00

These are actually a real species alive today their scientific name is achatina nigeria and their common name is giant African land snail they are the largest species of snail alive today and can grow to the size of a rabbit. They are often kept as pets and one of the most kept invertebrate as pets apart from lizard feeders but those don’t really count as they are kept as feeders instead of pets

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-26T15:10:33+00:00

What happened when the ugliest cats ran over the world he got hit by a car

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-16T14:16:11+00:00

These mfs only eat cake what useless pieces of garbage

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-14T23:18:15+00:00

These snails can eat you alive with their insane speed and DAMAGE CAREFUL!

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-29T19:16:53+00:00

I called a Achatina CementSlave

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-14T01:53:03+00:00

The most horrifying and evil creature it will destroy you with one look

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-26T09:52:39+00:00

This is so precious i have a giant base for them where they breed the base it's so big a titanosaur can roam around in their base but titanosaur can't spawn there they just kill them in 1shot 100000000/10 they are so op

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-26T20:49:59+00:00

GARY IM HOME I RECEIVED A BUDDY THEN I KILLED HIM FOR CHITIN

Gary: turns on me and starts beating me with a red ball

guess what this means

sPoGbO sQuArPoNt

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-10T23:55:06+00:00

😂😂😂abcdefghikdnoopqrstuvwxyandz now I know my abc nexttime won’t you sing with me

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-08T19:41:37+00:00

Achantinas, are the most slow creatures but they give you cementing paste if you make them enable wandering in your house and their taming way is passive so you have to come slowly behind them and then tame them they can be tamed by "sweet vegatables cake" this the item that you can tame them

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-27T03:36:01+00:00

Achatina: Whew that was close. Uh-Oh.

Me: Your such a sussy baka. *hits it*

Achatina: OWIEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

Me: *kills it* YEAHHHH

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-19T10:46:23+00:00

U can also see porn videos by oning VPN and in crome type xxx.com

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-11-28T12:17:36+00:00

Snail:(appears). Noob:(throws berries at snail) IT ISENT WORKING. pro:(comes out) what r u trying to tame. Noob:snail. Pro:it eats cake. Noob:HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRHTDAY DEAR SNAIL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U. Pro:(has already left)

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2018-05-14T18:20:32+00:00

I LOST MY 258 GIGA TO THIS ABOMINATION.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-09T00:59:22+00:00

GARY you are going to eat your pie and you are going to like it

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-10-11T16:04:09+00:00

Even if they are good for cementing paste i find it easier to raid bever dams