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What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2026-01-02T18:59:58+00:00

Why does Gary have 600 weight..

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-12-24T15:00:04+00:00

It will not fight back even if you hit it

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-11-14T14:56:59+00:00

I slug !aaaaaaaaaaaa I have no sense

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-03-26T23:07:53+00:00

SpongeBob: Hello, Fancy French Restaurant? I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath. What? Can you say that again? Slow down! It's like you're speaking some other language!

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-02-08T20:00:48+00:00

How to tame:

1. Very yummy cak

2. Feed

3. Nam it turle

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2024-10-07T15:51:45+00:00

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score -1 · Answer 7 · 2024-10-05T01:29:53+00:00

Bro I dunked on James so he killed my mom 😭😭😭😭

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-09-04T13:56:33+00:00

HEY GUYS

ARK MOBILE USE IS COMING OUT DECEMBER 2024

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2023-06-26T09:34:29+00:00

So savage and super deadly mantis is passive tame. But these slow fellas is knock out tame. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-03T05:41:29+00:00

Who the heck uploaded this picture

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-16T16:27:08+00:00

If it only eats cakes, how does it survive?

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-12T14:33:31+00:00

OK he’s just a big snail. Well that’s what I tamed.……………………

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-06T01:04:40+00:00

I think ark kidnapped spongebob's pet snail.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-05T16:13:42+00:00

You want cake

YES!!!!

What flavor

What....................

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-19T23:11:58+00:00

Sup y’all. Starting to make ark recipes for these bad boys and other creatures.

Lesson one: Achantina

Hello! Today we’ll be making adorably gross snails!

1. Preheat some of dat good mutagen.

2. Throw a snail you might find in a river

3. Throw in some addicting veggie cake

4. Watch as your new ark snail emerges and possible wants to kill the *bleep* outta you!

Enjoy!

Charmer✨

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-21T14:51:44+00:00

There so freaking cute if I tame one ima get my bronto to yeet it

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-16T11:56:55+00:00

Me: Now we see a wild snail*throws bola*

Snail:NOPE I GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRR

Me:I haz cake

Snail:GIMME

Me:Let me tame you

Snail:OK *Munches cake kills all my animals and kills the map rip my ark*

Me: *SAULUTES then kills snail wit boomerang* “ez”

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-14T15:21:35+00:00

Idk why but one of those dropped on mobile angler gel.What didt that one ate?!?

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-26T18:55:19+00:00

All I gotta say is scorched earth menu music so be fire

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-22T22:07:00+00:00

One can kill all Dinos that’s y they went exstincked