Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am snail
Don’t rush me please
I’m looking for
Tastet mejoberries
I have no place
I have to be
No pressing thing
I have to see
I like this speed
Though it’s slow
It gives me time
To get to know
Every flower that I pass
Every blade
Of every grass
I am snail
This is my way
Don’t rush me please
I’ve got all day
I’ve got more poems coming
- a poetic guy
This other famous beast I known for being an extremely fast and strong hunter, only the most advanced hunter would dare dream about hunting one. Only one man has ever tamed the creature and died shortly after due to bad injuries he sustained during the battle. Stay away at all costs unless you’re feeling extraordinarily lucky.
-DF