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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 8 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-04T07:17:27+00:00

Slow and steady losses the race

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-29T14:14:25+00:00

On admin commands i click hover scoff and it links to this..... THING

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2024-10-07T15:51:45+00:00

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score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-04-18T21:52:58+00:00

Yall we found spongebob's pet snail Gary!

-By Janeway2050 the worst person at jokes.

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-06T01:05:51+00:00

I just want to know if I can punch it

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2019-12-15T11:35:31+00:00

So...I'm waiting for ark to load and im trying primitive plus...for the first time.i honestly think it looks better than the actual ark.I MEAN COME ON! You can make freaking PANCAKES! But here's the problem...I have zero patience when it comes to ark loading so because it takes forever to load I just...try and leave and come back...but this causes my computer to crash.GOD DAMN WHO EVER CREATED LOADING SCREENS THAT ARE BORING I WILL FIND YOOOOOU!this concludes my rant.

Have a great day frens.

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-07T14:33:54+00:00

Everybody's Gangsta until this snail eating all of your pickles...

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-11-27T04:24:57+00:00

I named my irl snail after one of the name ideas. -Amory

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-05T05:55:00+00:00

I name you not a frog or useless hmmm🤔🤔🤔

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-30T03:32:50+00:00

No animal attack snail but me BIG MEATY CHUNGAS

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-13T21:16:20+00:00

The second you craft salt in your base this thing sitting next to your chemistry desk will be dead

Before it dies it's going to wish it never helped with all your problems with creating all that paste

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-18T11:59:44+00:00

What use is a snail with high colesteral

I know is spelled it wrong

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-09-04T13:56:33+00:00

HEY GUYS

ARK MOBILE USE IS COMING OUT DECEMBER 2024

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-15T15:27:11+00:00

I am ron

I am smal

Boi

A poop paste that you use to build

Yay

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2021-03-12T15:50:16+00:00

It killed my titano :(

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-24T19:58:18+00:00

You should name it turbo enter in the indi 500

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-10-07T00:43:49+00:00

I’m smol. I have shel. I lov to monch cake 🍰

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-09-08T15:39:56+00:00

We went for for a walk.. . three hour's later she never left I expanded more

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-09-06T02:12:36+00:00

How fast will a snail be if it maxed movement speed

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-10-21T14:55:09+00:00

These snails are hard to tame because they hide under their shells😤😤😤