Is your owner Apex? Or Lamprey?

-Manticore

Hmmmmm.... what about Wwt?(i know lamprey guessed them, but i just want to make sure)

-shsdow

Hmmm, I would love to join, but I can’t, I am busy planning to destroy you all, also, I was planning on posting how to kind of kill me, or at least get rid of me, so, MANTICORE, you better be nice or I won’t do it

-Lolbit

-BREAKING NEWS-

Lolbit News

Turns out some people ACTUALLY like my news channel and I don’t even post it that much

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-technical difficulties-

Shadows probably inconvenient death

It’s AMAZING! SOMEONE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO KILL THE ANNOYING PEST SHADOW! Oh, but apparently she was brought to back to life by survivor, HOW DARE HE

Dark ones inconvenient death

Unfortunately, when shadow died, dark one died, but don’t be sad! I brought him back to life as well! Yayyyyyyyyy(and no, I am not being sarcastic)

Apex

Apex is a god now! I think he changed his name or something but I’m insane so I don’t pay that much attention, anyway, so um, make sure to say the d word a lot so you can all die beautifully painful deaths, I will sit and watch

News on dyes being taken over

Okay so, it seems that I-, I mean Lolbit, is trying to take over the dyes again with multiple people. Several people have become Lolbits followers, such as Ghost, Ghoul, Goblin, a lot of G’s, and someone else’s name, that I forgot. Lolbit has also teamed up with Dark one and Thrax, god of the void, so, theresaninetyninepointnineprecentchanceyouwillalldie

The beginning of the end

The popular fanfictioner, WhiteWinterTiger, is planning an amazing finale for Ally’s Hope. Wait. Did you think I would use a title that sounded cool on just someone’s finale of a story? If you did, well, YOUR STUPID, here’s what I was really gonna say. It seems Survivor has destroyed purple hq, where WhiteWinterTiger lives, and since she was already mentally unstable due to me taking over the dyes again, shadow dying, other things, caused her to rage in dragon form and completely obliterate sky dye, isn’t that nice? Here’s a fun fact, I sat and watched from a distance, and didn’t do anything about it even though I could have stopped her! Wonderful

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER

okay, so, I might be mentally insane and extremely g-g-g-g-g-glitchy, but I do have good ideas sometimes so if you ever need some new ideas I am happy to help

TRAITORS!!!!

It seems that there is AN IMPOSTER IN MY ARMY, manticore has previously stated that he has inside intel given to him by someone in my army, one of my followers, it’s a good thing I have a plan to deal with that, and I also didn’t tell anyone my legit plan, yeah that’s right, when someone asked me what my plan was, well, I lied, I didn’t give full details, MY plans are MUCH more detailed than that, how stupid are you people?

Always remember

LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR

I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come

-Lolbit

whenever im trying to farm chiton or kerating MY GOD DAMN RAPTOR COMES AND EATS THE SCORPION LIKE BROOOO!

What level do you get it at and this birds take a lot of Arrows

So be prepared!

@LolBit

Well that’s really confusing then

-Lamprey

M a k e I t… pretty simple lol

-Breaking News-

An election?

The fanfictioner WhiteWinterTiger has arranged for us to have a fanfic president election, more details in silver dye

News on Lolbit

Lamprey has taken over trying to take over the dyes in Lolbits place while she is away. A murder named Lava is trying to side with Lolbit

Going to Court? I don’t think so!

The criminal mastermind Lolbit was supposed to have a trial in court on the 5th of November but it seems the judge has forgotten!

Remember Natshadow Wild?

NatShadow wild episodes have started back up! The most recent one starring me! I mean Lolbit!

Murder...again

It seems that a shadow named Billy was brutally consumed by Lolbit, what a way to go

The Worm

It seems the planarian kid that got kidnapped is back...and it seems that they have gone insane

-Lolbit

I’m gonna start doing my news reports here...

-Lolbit

YOOOOOOOOOOOO I DID IT LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

-Shadow

You know, i was about to guess p.m metallica, but then i realized they're an OG, so.

-shadow

*deep breath*

I think i know who your scared of...

William afton

-shadow

Ghostdragon?

-shadow(more words)

Bruh, are you even paying attention? Shadow just guessed who it was

-Lolbit

Shadowwwwwwwwwwwwww, you weren’t supposed to be the one to guess it…

Eh whatever

Yeah you where right

NOW MOVE ALONG

I HAVE PEOPLE TO KILL

-A very enraged and hungry Lolbit

-BREAKING NEWS-

Lolbit

Yes! As you might have guessed, Lolbit is back! And seems to be stronger than ever, and also wants to consume your souls, wait, what did I just say?

The Kidnapped Child

It seems Shadows child melody had been captured by Manticores forces and has only recently been freed

Closing?

Lolbits Pizzeria has closed due to, um, let’s see, Ah! Here it is! Due to hundreds of shadow animatronics guarding it, isn’t that nice?

New Story’s arrive

It seems the author WhiteWinterTiger has started two new stories, Allys Hope in argent and Zero in enforcer. The author manticore has also posted a new story in argent but I forgot the name of it so, um, check it out!

President, wait didn’t I run for that?

Sadly, Lava has become president, which is annoying, and people are already planning rebellions! Not me though, wait, does threatening to destroy Dododexia count as rebelling?

Ark Servers

Apparently there is a chance of someone creating a ark server on mobile or Xbox or something, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I want to join but I, um, can’t for reasons I won’t say, Xbox or mobile, I can’t, I also know another fanfictioner who has the same issue

Apex

Apparently Apex is getting stronger and preparing to kill us or something

Q&A

So, I need more things for my news channel, if people wanna ask me some questions in therizino claws, I will gladly answer them on here

That’s all for now folks!

Always remember,

LOLBITS NEWS IS SUPERIOR!

I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come

#FF4L

-Lolbit

Ok so I just got an argy but I was only lvl 57 so I had a blueprint for argy saddle BUT it was journeyman and it needed over 600 keratin/chitin what should I farm up for keratin down for chitin

What levels to get the Argentavis saddle?