-BREAKING NEWS-

Lolbit

Yes! As you might have guessed, Lolbit is back! And seems to be stronger than ever, and also wants to consume your souls, wait, what did I just say?

The Kidnapped Child

It seems Shadows child melody had been captured by Manticores forces and has only recently been freed

Closing?

Lolbits Pizzeria has closed due to, um, let’s see, Ah! Here it is! Due to hundreds of shadow animatronics guarding it, isn’t that nice?

New Story’s arrive

It seems the author WhiteWinterTiger has started two new stories, Allys Hope in argent and Zero in enforcer. The author manticore has also posted a new story in argent but I forgot the name of it so, um, check it out!

President, wait didn’t I run for that?

Sadly, Lava has become president, which is annoying, and people are already planning rebellions! Not me though, wait, does threatening to destroy Dododexia count as rebelling?

Ark Servers

Apparently there is a chance of someone creating a ark server on mobile or Xbox or something, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I want to join but I, um, can’t for reasons I won’t say, Xbox or mobile, I can’t, I also know another fanfictioner who has the same issue

Apex

Apparently Apex is getting stronger and preparing to kill us or something

Q&A

So, I need more things for my news channel, if people wanna ask me some questions in therizino claws, I will gladly answer them on here

That’s all for now folks!

Always remember,

LOLBITS NEWS IS SUPERIOR!

I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come

#FF4L

-Lolbit