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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I’ve hired that ghost with bad grammar to advertise my new to people, I think it might have been a bad decision.
-Lamprey
More Yellow Coloring Tips
It's looks like Gold 🪙 but it not so good. so remember it's not so good color | it look good in wooden club 😄
Lamprey, can u pls continue lamp news? 🙃
-SunnyFox57
Wen you put it on the metal part of a gun it makes it look gold
I painted my armor yellow and my friends thought it was gold 😂
Hey, guys, it’s MrDemonRealz and I’m claiming teal coloring for the posting of the chapters of the origin story of ark detailing how the avatars in the game got there and the threats they go through. Hope you will enjoy!
….MrDemonRealz….
Lamp News
Welcome back to Lamp News, and today terrible things have happened, well maybe terrible. So, let’s start with the first few topics which are good things!
Grounded Hot and Hazy update releases on the 20th, and it’s the 19th! You know what that means!
Apex has returned! And this time, he hasn’t committed any crimes yet, but he’s excited to see “The Apex Predator” in theaters on the October 25th!
Well, those are some good topics! Now, here’s an ad!
(Ad) Are you tired of playing with modern day play sets, and want something ancient and unique? Well, why don’t you look at our new toy, “Egypt!” Includes pyramids, Egyptians, shrines, and a few pharaohs like khufu!
Now, for the bad topics.
A murder has been reported, and it seems the victim’s home was burnt down! Who could it have been? Well, we found a clip from a security camera that didn’t burn somehow, but here’s the clip.
(The clip would show HJK with a flamethrower burning the house and breaking in, and then screams and eventually silence)
Oh my! It looks like the suspect is HJK, maybe he should be held in custody by the police until further notice!
And the last bad topic we have, is that someone has threatened to kill me! I was sent a letter, with my full address and information, including the three numbers on the back of my credit card! It was signed “-Crow” who could that be? If Crow kills me, there won’t be any more Lamp News!
Well, that’s everything Folks! Except for moths and monkeys, along with an ad.
(Ad) Tired of stupid Dodo Flakes? Well, we agree! We’ve made something unique, “Dinosaur vegetables” which are vegetables in the shape of dinosaurs! Who wouldn’t want these? Buy now for 9.99, cost may vary depending on vegetable.
Well, time for moths and monkeys!
“Here, we have orangus, the orangutang! Let’s see what he has to say!”
“OO AA OOOOOO AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA”
“He seems to want a banana! Let’s give him a few bananas!”
Well, that’s everything! And remeber, Lamp News is the SUPERIOIR news, HJK news, SN, Nergal news, and every other news outlet will NEVER compare!
-News Reporter Lamprey
Hey lava, if you want you and me can do a colab, though i have no clue what itd be about XD
-Shadow
I just randomly looked at tips for dyes and find all these crazy stories from Lamprey, Loki, etc. And I just dont know how you can come up with this stuff. It's great!
Orc coloring is for HATERS! #HATER (Haters Are The Excellent wRiters.)
-unknowngalaxy000
Part two: “Aloha everybody I’m princess Tiki! I long to free a truly remarkable fish!” Tiki sang. “My sweet prince Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a makiki malahini who. Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a,ooh. Hawana waka waka waka,niki pu pu pu.” “Narrator the fog?” Tiki asked. She dreams of a boy who’s under a spell that has left him all wet and scaly. “I sing from my heart with the power of love just a girl with a ukulele. Come to me(come to her) my sweet one. And be still I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill, my sweet prince Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a makiki malahini who Humuhumunuka unakuapua’a, ooh Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.”
Tune in next time for part three. Hope u enjoyed!