Apex, the salamanders stole the gun that Sally shot them with which is a AK-47

-Jedi

Jedi when are you gonna do the next newspaper?

-Apex

R.I.P Sally's salamanders. . .

<NEWS>

I'm beginning my own weekly newspaper. Here goes.

<Dino Facts>,

The T-rex was at the beginning, three feet tall. But evolved and evolved, to the killed it is to day. To list all its names would take forever, but the most famous name is the Allosauraus and Giganotosauraus. The Giganotosauraus was actually several meters smaller than in Ark, and was much, much weaker. The Tyrant Lizard, or Tyrannosauraus Rex is one of the greatest predators known to man.

<Kids Zone>Kids

Count all the S's!

Sally sells seashells sitting by the sea shore shooting salamanders.

Currently on The Red Pike

GAUIS NERVA has found the Siyu/Walker base and lies in waiting.

SIYU LI hones his battle skills, and expands his army, and prepared for war.

GOLIATH battles a strange, powerful creature.

THOMAUS ROCKWELL is ready to meet Nerva, and form an allience.

CHRISTOPHER WALKER is bored, but little does he know, he will enter the right of his life.

<Jokes>.

There once was a man. He was in love with a girl, and he stuck up the nerve to ask her to a dance. She said yes. He waited in a REALLY long line to rent a limo, so he could make the night very special. He waited in even LONGER lines to get a nice suit and a thing of flowers. They went to the dance, and a really great time, but then they got tired. The man went to get some drinks, and guess what? There wasn't a PUNCH LINE.

<NEWS>

(sigh) I new I would write about this some day.

One time, when I was newer to Ark, I decided to go to the Crystal Isles. It was THE WORST. I am going to write about my time there in the Jerboa section. How I cleverly avoided (and then was killed by) several creatures, how I struggled for survival, (and died of thirst cause I forgot about dehidration). Ladies and gentlemen, this is my story of The Crystal Isles.

-Jedi

I've painted my armor light green and red to match my raptor

I painted my armor green and red to match my raptor

Great job blood!.. ive been thinking about wrighting more on kapro, got ideas?

-HJK

Just some advice, if you right in story section on a creature, you can write more.

-Lamprey

Petronodon full body color how to change

Well I haven’t been to this section in a few days and WHAT THE FRIK IS GOING ON?!

Swamp...

Btw, for all those who are wondering my can fics are in the wolf and scorpion sections.

-Jedi

Tip for giga taming:

Trap it, shoot it, hope u don’t die

Swamp

Chapters three and four are out, in Moschops and Ice Titan.

-A Happy DX

My Sword is My Life, chpt. 2 has been posted, it is in allo.

-DX

I'm sorry for the delay on My Sword is My Life, I have been extremely busy and unable to write very much,

-DX

Reminder: Chpt. 1 Is in Diplo, and chpt. 2 will be in allo

Chpt. One of My Sword is My Life is in Diplo, it will be all over the place.

My Sword is My Life: Prologue

By: DoomPhoenix

DISCLAIMER: this has nothing to do with Ark, Wildcard, or Dododex, it is for those who would like a story, any questions should be posted in red dye, I will most likely respond.

Prophecy of The Serpent of Jihan

In the kravilesh of the giant serpent;

A dictator of evil intent;

Will rise to power on the throne of Jihan;

And rule for a trinan;

And in the land a hero will appear, to the throne, a traitor;

And wrest the throne from the dictator;

and begin the kralivesh of the undying fire;

-unknown, kravilesh of the froxi, year 236

A kravilesh is a minimum of 50 years and a maximum of 70, must be named after an animal

A trinan is approximately 3 years

A froxi is a fox-like animal

Jihan is the country, named after the head of the gods.

I claim red dye, come here for my story locations and Prologue

-DX

P.S. they are not here yet

'Scuse me, what's all this about? Jester?

~Classic Loki