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(sigh) I new I would write about this some day.

One time, when I was newer to Ark, I decided to go to the Crystal Isles. It was THE WORST. I am going to write about my time there in the Jerboa section. How I cleverly avoided (and then was killed by) several creatures, how I struggled for survival, (and died of thirst cause I forgot about dehidration). Ladies and gentlemen, this is my story of The Crystal Isles.

-Jedi

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