Psst.

I'm writing a new story.

It's going to be in Lymantria.

What's it about?

You'll see ;>

~Classic Lok1 is feeling secretive...

Tiny Tales- Stego Situation

“Dave I tell ya. You are picking the wrong fight here bud,” Threatened a Stego

“Marvin don’t get this started- the stone block is on you!” Retorted Dave.

“It’s not my fault it’s there!” Replied Marvin

“Well I say it is.” Stated Dave.

“When are those two gonna shut up?” Asked a Pachyrhinosaurus.

“No idea,” said his agitated friend.

“But now I can’t eat from my favourite berry bush.”

“Oh Marvin shut up,”

“No.”

*BANG*

*BANG*

The survivor reloaded his shotgun and walked off

- thermostat

Part 1: Lazy Watzits

My name is Barry. Don’t ask, don’t care. I’m what you call ‘fat’. Or, someone called me it once, then I asked my mum what it means. Apparently something good. Then they called me dumb, but I don’t know what that means either and I couldn’t be bothered to go and ask someone, too much effort, so they called me ‘lazy’. No idea. Anyway, I live a good life, sitting in the pond, chilling with the fish, eating the fish, being fat, you know. The good life. Just gotta steer clear of the bigger ‘Barrys’- they are what you cool fit. I’m told it’s the opposite of fat, and with my high intelligence level I figured out if fat is good then fit is bad. Ha! Imagine being fit. Pah! Oh and uh, I’m a dime… dime… dime-trod-on. I think. We have big fins on our back- wait- no- sails. Yep. Big word I know. I’m kinda awesome that way. No need to clap. Wait what’s clapping? Nevermind!

Anyway, I was just minding my own business one day when a fish that was as big as I was was swimming down stream, towards the mouth of the river! I was hungry, 29th Breakfast on route! I swam after it but it kept swimming- I can’t exercise! It makes me work. I hate work. When I finally caught it, it’s red mist spread in the lake. It was delicious. Then, all the bigger Barrys came and circled me. I was too busy enjoying my 29th breakfast to notice them at first but, Then one grabbed me in its teeth. I struggled but it made red mist come out of me! I never thought about what’s inside a Barry. Including me. Well, now I know. The insides of me in the inside of another Barry. Ah well, let’s see what happens now

Hope you liked it! Part two will involve the Barry that ate Barry… Confusing, I know, but hope to see you in the next one!

-Nightfall

MMMM, THANKS CL1 FOR BRINGING IT UP THAR FIRST TIME.

Thar isn’t a word, you narcissist.

I am not a narcissist, other narcissist! I do plenty to help others! I helped the Avengers get the Tesseract!!

N o o o o o.

*Alligator Loki sounds*

- President Loki

I have no greivance with the gators. They don't bother me. They just aren't fans of hostile takeovers -._-.

But, we could always replace your hands with hooks. Then I can call you Captain President Loki. We can get you an eyepatch and a pirate hat too, for the fun of it. Though, there hasn't really been an election, has there? So technically, you aren't president yet, Captain Loki.

And now I wait a week for this to post.

~Classic Lok1

WHEN THE LAUREN DO THESE TIPS POST-

- President Loki

Your welcome, President

-DX

Words

Holy Lauren! Have you been in Royal Griffin lately? How does the prologue of Temptation have twenty-two likes?? It wasn’t even that good! (And I didn’t even have a plot for it…)

I was reminiscing, though, reading tips back from when I first arrived. That was so cute! You thought that I was DTG or Seasnake, Shadow thought that I was Harpocrates…

Ah, so young, so naive.

- President Loki

Thank you, I love the way the collab is working out, too! And Outlander is a great character. I definitely think Bone’s constant fighting himself boosts him as a character so much, and I’m glad you like that, too!

I forgot about the final plot, too, not gonna lie… I do really like that idea, though, of banding together to fight Snowblind! Let’s lean towards that, he definitely seems like a major villain.

- President Loki

Okay, but why was I imagining that scene almost exactly the same way that you wrote it? We’re

T W I N S ! And RIP Snowbank, you will (not) be missed.

- President Loki

I cannot figure out the times that these posts get added… it seems to change every day. :/

- President Loki

Thanks for the suggestion Doo- I mean Eternal Loki! If things ever get to chaotic in here, we'll pop into red dye lol.

Also, Pres, is Journey alive? The whole dreamwalking thing made me think either (A) She's dead and Bone can only communicate with her in dreams, or (B) She's far away and dreamwalking is a way they can communicate from far distances.

~Classic Lok1

Haha, cute attempt. Perhaps… in time, I’ll reveal that. *wink*

And thank you, on the grammar. I try.

But about that story… I’ve written many. Lots of which aren’t ARK-based. But many that are.

A few of the ARK ones;

One I call The Exodus, one called Destined for Destruction (I hate that name), uhh, and many more.

What’s your input?

- President Loki

HELLO again, dearest CL1.

I have decided to come here, as an IMPOSTER continues to copy me in Royal Griffin- *knuckle cracking*

But anyways, I am quite tempted to write some sort of story. What are your thoughts?

- Your beloved president, Loki

I've started posting a short halloween story in Equus called Night-Mare. (Inspired by Grim Raptor, thank you Shadow. If anyone hasn't read it, go read it, it's in sinamatrops and it's awesome.)

I know it's not halloween, but I had the idea a few days ago and I'm not waiting a whole year to post it.

~CL1

It's come to my attention I should probably put where my stories are located.

My first story is Procoptodon Chronicles (the first few chapters are under the name "Roody the Great") and its under the procoptodon section.

The second story is called "The Final Feast" and it's under the onyc section.

The third story is called "Of Kin" and its under Royal Griffin (still posting this one)

They go in chronological order: Procoptodon Chronicles, The Final Feast, and then Of Kin.

Hope you enjoy!

~CL1

Alright then, I'll buy some bread! And I'm sure the owls won't mind... except maybe Siro. She can be a little territorial...

Good luck on your mission!

~CL1

The only thing you need to know is he loves bread. Don't leave a loaf out! Also, my previous post had a lot of grammatical errors. Sorry if it was hard to read. He's also very playful so give him some attention. You're the person I chose because you haven't gone insane and plus you have owls and they're adorable!

-Planarian

P.S A Bird is really cute when he sleeps.

Uh, sure! Anything I should know about A Bird? Anything life threatening. Will he turn into a gremlin if I feed him after midnight?

~CL1

Hey, CL1, I'm going on a mission so could you take care of my cockatiel friend, A Bird? You can come if you want but any Se one of it anyone could die. A Bird likes, also could you teach him some things, I don't have time to.

-Planarian