Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Part 1: Lazy Watzits
My name is Barry. Don’t ask, don’t care. I’m what you call ‘fat’. Or, someone called me it once, then I asked my mum what it means. Apparently something good. Then they called me dumb, but I don’t know what that means either and I couldn’t be bothered to go and ask someone, too much effort, so they called me ‘lazy’. No idea. Anyway, I live a good life, sitting in the pond, chilling with the fish, eating the fish, being fat, you know. The good life. Just gotta steer clear of the bigger ‘Barrys’- they are what you cool fit. I’m told it’s the opposite of fat, and with my high intelligence level I figured out if fat is good then fit is bad. Ha! Imagine being fit. Pah! Oh and uh, I’m a dime… dime… dime-trod-on. I think. We have big fins on our back- wait- no- sails. Yep. Big word I know. I’m kinda awesome that way. No need to clap. Wait what’s clapping? Nevermind!
Anyway, I was just minding my own business one day when a fish that was as big as I was was swimming down stream, towards the mouth of the river! I was hungry, 29th Breakfast on route! I swam after it but it kept swimming- I can’t exercise! It makes me work. I hate work. When I finally caught it, it’s red mist spread in the lake. It was delicious. Then, all the bigger Barrys came and circled me. I was too busy enjoying my 29th breakfast to notice them at first but, Then one grabbed me in its teeth. I struggled but it made red mist come out of me! I never thought about what’s inside a Barry. Including me. Well, now I know. The insides of me in the inside of another Barry. Ah well, let’s see what happens now
Hope you liked it! Part two will involve the Barry that ate Barry… Confusing, I know, but hope to see you in the next one!
-Nightfall
More Olive Coloring Tips
Sad to see no one is here now..
This is a bug, they don’t drop this
Theris are painters, change my mind.
Just make dye in cooking pot.
Why does this creature drop olive dye
Do they actually drop this? (Filler)
They do not actually give olive dye but they are good gatherers for fiber
Wow, thanks. I’m glad to know that you care so much about me, Mom…
I like TBOB. It’s like a mix of TBOBF and TBB (which personally I would prefer Bad Batch over Boba but who am I to say?) and it has a really nice ring to it.
Guess who just re-read Waning Unity and shed a few tears over the epilogues? Definitely not me…
- President Loki
Actually, I'm not entirely sure that's actually shampoo I gave you. It might be that expired Italian salad dressing I left in my cabinet by accident a few weeks ago. I'd double check the label on that bottle before using it...
Honestly, I debated changing the name a few times before because it's too close to the Book of Boba Fett, but Book of Barghest just has such a good ring to it, so unless you've got any better ideas, it stays.
~ CL1
And that fanfiction is then sectored as canon. :)
Is this blossom-scented shampoo? I only use the finest of lasting curls, thank you. This is so unfair. If I wasn’t so perfect I might consider going to extreme measures to get out. But I need to maintain my pristine loveliness.
Oh, goodie. I get to read while in prison, at least. :)
(Not me thinking you said TBOBF instead of TBOB-)
- President Loki is sad about this whole arrangement :(
Co-owner, lol. Eh, you made the Howlverse, I basically just write fanfiction about it.
And nice try with the flattery, but you're not getting out THAT easy... *Chucks a half empty bottle of shampoo in the cell.* I suggest rationing your water according to what's most important for you: hair or thirst.
I'm going to probably end up posting TBOB here since Frost owns sky dye now, and I don't want the Howlverse to slowly start infecting all dyes hehe.
~CL1