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Tiny tales: Deranged Desmodus
Once, there was a Desmodus flock situated in a cave made out of hexagonal rocks. All were different shades of red and black and brown, all except one- he was a brilliant purple and white. Unfortunately, to go with his contrasting colours he had a contrasting belief- the smaller the creature, the more blood it gave. So, when a little 2-legged creature walked into the cave with an enormous, long-spined sauropod the other bats went for said sauropod whereas the odd one out went for its rider…
As the other bats swooped down and extracted every drop of blood from the long sauropod, I nicked its rider in my talons and consumed its blood. It had tons! Millions! I kept eating and it kept giving me more until I became soooo fat and full that I dropped him and landed nearby. He was my friend! I’d never had a friend before. He put something on my back, hopped on but saw what my friends had done to his Dino. It was dead, and he told me to cloak us as we spared into the night. We flew towards an island filled with lava from other caves, down a valley made of the same hexagonal rocks my cave was made out of and he hopped off, grabbed a large boulder-stone and flew off on me. I was burnt alive, but before I went I grabbed the pursuing dragon and using my weight dragged him down where he burnt the last of me to ashes but at least my friend could escape. Even if he had just committed kidnapping children that aren’t even born yet.
-Thermostat
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Sad to see no one is here now..
This is a bug, they don’t drop this
Theris are painters, change my mind.
Just make dye in cooking pot.
Why does this creature drop olive dye
Do they actually drop this? (Filler)
They do not actually give olive dye but they are good gatherers for fiber
Wow, thanks. I’m glad to know that you care so much about me, Mom…
I like TBOB. It’s like a mix of TBOBF and TBB (which personally I would prefer Bad Batch over Boba but who am I to say?) and it has a really nice ring to it.
Guess who just re-read Waning Unity and shed a few tears over the epilogues? Definitely not me…
- President Loki
Actually, I'm not entirely sure that's actually shampoo I gave you. It might be that expired Italian salad dressing I left in my cabinet by accident a few weeks ago. I'd double check the label on that bottle before using it...
Honestly, I debated changing the name a few times before because it's too close to the Book of Boba Fett, but Book of Barghest just has such a good ring to it, so unless you've got any better ideas, it stays.
~ CL1
And that fanfiction is then sectored as canon. :)
Is this blossom-scented shampoo? I only use the finest of lasting curls, thank you. This is so unfair. If I wasn’t so perfect I might consider going to extreme measures to get out. But I need to maintain my pristine loveliness.
Oh, goodie. I get to read while in prison, at least. :)
(Not me thinking you said TBOBF instead of TBOB-)
- President Loki is sad about this whole arrangement :(
Co-owner, lol. Eh, you made the Howlverse, I basically just write fanfiction about it.
And nice try with the flattery, but you're not getting out THAT easy... *Chucks a half empty bottle of shampoo in the cell.* I suggest rationing your water according to what's most important for you: hair or thirst.
I'm going to probably end up posting TBOB here since Frost owns sky dye now, and I don't want the Howlverse to slowly start infecting all dyes hehe.
~CL1