The dinopithecus already won.

-Lamprey

He isn’t saying spino bad, I’m a rex person and the carc is supposed to be in between the rex and the giga, although most tribes already have gigas.

-Lamprey

i know most of us are under 18(including me), and a lot of people are fine with showing there face... but imma little insecure inside, its just weird how i get looked at everyday by people, thats why i mostly keep my head low,

...

anyways to the point!.. most fanfictioners have their own places they wright and do stuff.. mine is random aberration creatures and sarco.. and the keep going, i didn’t do what DTG did, in alphabetical order, i just kinda go with it, should i start doing that?.. or no, cuz its kinda hard to find my stuff, i put reminders.. (sometimes... STUPID OTHER ME *SMACK SMACK SMACK*)

but yeah, if you wanna find the series, you can go on ravager.. sarco.. scout, jerboa, or bloodstalker, most of them start there.. i really don't care where i put them im just lazy, anyways, VOTE DINOPITHECUS ON CREATURE VOTEEEE!

-HJK :)

It’s hard to find all the fanfictioners domain and where they write, someone tell me, my scorched earth one on jerboa got buried under the ground.

-HJK

i didnt make kelenken too op, a level 1 would do about 12 damage, its only a good dino because the abilities, i did have some errors and wildcard would never add them anyways, ill make an upgraded version, just give me tips :D

(well wildcard is adding cerato)

-HJK

I said nothing, I do not exist, I’ve never existed!!!

GOODBYE DAMMIT.

*melts into floor*

*Erases all memory of myself from your minds*

HAHA!!!

-Apex

i would add these creatures to ark.. if i could..

ceratosaurus: carnivore

aggressive

torpor tame

food: extraordinary kibble, mutton/prime

saddle: level 76

ceratosaurus would be a knockout tame cannot be damaged by tranq arrows only darts! similar to carno it would have the bleed effect, and be able to toss around its prey, its an aggressive creature eating anything its size, mostly living in underwater caves, it would mainly feed on bats and arthropleura, stay wary of this beast. saddle will preserve meat and veggies, very rare find on redwood mountain!(there is an alpha variant)

protostega: omnivore

passive

passive tame

food: jellyfish and trilobites.

saddle: level 45

protostega would be a very friendly sea turtle eating jellyfish and trilobites, the taming method is killing jellyfish and trilobites near it and letting it eat them(fish baskets with trilobite works too)they would only be near the western shores near red ob, mainly used for storage and a mortar an pestle(double narcotics and stimulant), as fast as a piranha, it will be hunted down by megalodon found in shallow and deep waters, not that rare.

kelenken: carnivore

aggressive

(sacrifice tame)

food: tames

saddle: level 83

kelenken being a different species of terror bird it was as big as a trike and as smart as a stegosaur, this creature would be a sacrifice tame(similar to troodon.)will only eat carnos and above! kelenken will be a ruthless monster killing anything, anytime, found in redwoods and mountains, it could not fly since it is heavy. but has reduced fall damage by 65%, during the day it sleeps, if you walk too close it wakes up, stronger in the night with 50% boosted damage and speed, will be able to inflict bleed and grab its opponents and swing them around until 50 health, very powerful!(will have alpha variant)

glyptodon: herbivore

neutral

passive damage tame.

food: rockarrots

saddle level 49

glyptodon would be a descendent from doed, having more protection but less speed and stamina, taming method would be damaging it until it goes into shell, then proceed to feed it rockarrots, don’t use

overpowered weapons, use a bow/crossbow with stone arrows, it would gather more clay and obsidian then doed, being useful in scorched earth, with reduced weight for all resources by 55%!, also 80% reduced damage from turrets and siege weapons(ballista, cannon, etc) saddle will be able to make double the amount of structures with way reduced resources!

styracosaurus: herbivore

neutral

torpor tame

food: all veggies especially potatoes

saddle: level 41

styracosaurus will be in groups of 3, a mostly docile creature, having only one horn, can injure a player or dino by charging it, will inflict massive damage! the longer the charge the more the damage(similar to rhino) its mostly slow but powerful!, to tame it youll need to separate them maybe by leading a raptor or something to fight them, then smart firing tranqs!.. it can also hold reduced berries and veggies and collects alot of fiber! gets a buff when there are big carnivores around.

well that was it! these are the creatures i want wildcard to add.. please just add them, anyways yup its HJK and imma go eat some potato chips now.. i need better eating habits..

-HJK

The Castle Crashers industrial castle on insane mode experience

Me: we should do industrial castle because why not

Friend: Ok

5 seconds in to the castle

Me: THEY HIT FOR 368 HELP IM SCARED

Couple seconds later

Me: THE BOMBS HIT FOR 400 THIS IS SCARY

A few attempts later

Me: Maybe we should make a post for help on industrial castle

Friend: *makes a post*

A minute or two later

(Also, I let the random guy be my main so I was playing alien hominid, so I had magic maxed out)

Random guy who is helping us: *gets us to elevator*

My brain: how the hell do we complete this part

Also my brain: Spam the A/Jump magic ability, brilliant!

What happened: so, it’s been a minute and we are doing some work, we are out of hp potions, and- *gets hit out of air by bomb* I died.

4 attempts later (with the person who is helping us) Me: we keep getting to the elevator then we die.

(Also we all got off after this)

3-5 hours later or something

Me: *sees post for help on insane mode* hmm I’m gonna message this guy *sends message for industrial castle*

The guy: Sure, give me a minute

The guy: *joins the lobby*

Few seconds later

The guy: juggling literally anything and carrying

Me: we gonna finally complete this!

*gets to elevator*

The guy: *juggles and kills everything*

Me: this is looking good for us

*gets to brute*

Me: he has the brute glitched!

*gets to boss*

Me: this is gonna take 10 full minutes no doubt

Me, my friend and the guy: *kills boss and completes the level*

My friend and I: *unlocks necromancer character*

Me: yay we can progress now.

This experience was hard but when the guy came we got carried, and also he helped us with cyclops and then Lava World glitched twice, so everyone got off after that.

-Lamprey

kinda funny that i still see posts about my old complaint. Y'know, i still care about you guys. Also, I'm planning to rewrite The Journey to the Abberation Trench. For anyone who doesn't know, that was one of the first ever fanfictions made in dododex, if not the first. The first is either TJTTAT or that one story in meso section Big Blue Spider wrote around the same time I wrote TJTTAT.

-seasnake/snek

Hey guys, been a while. Chaos happened in the discord server and bob is going crazy. He's planning a raid here so watch out. Be alert and stuff.

-snek

This is a really random question,

WHO LOVES GASBAGS BECAUSE I THINK THEY ARE THE FATTEST, CUTEST BAGS OF CUTENESS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Apex

I’ve decided, out of the 4 stories I came up with, which one i’m gonna write. It will be….

Not telling you, it will be a surprise

HAHA!!!!

Also, who’s waiting to see if Snek comes back?

-Apex

When I first started subnautica the first thing I did was go to the back of the Aurora, the reaper ate me, and I decided it was the scariest video game moment I’d ever experienced, mainly because I didn’t know reapers existed and my health was low from stalkers attacking me, so the reaper one-shot me.

-Apex (Also, why are the cookie things in Dutch now!?)

I’m surprised by the fact most fan fictioners use bad words… -lava

I see you have started subnautica, I’ll give you some tips so that you don’t get too confused on what to do.

1. Don’t go to the aurora (big crashed ship)

You do not want to go there until endgame, because you’ll find reaper leviathans. If you’ve never seen a reaper, and you get attacked by it, chances are your gonna be very, very scared. The back side has some reapers, but the front only has one or two, and when you go to the front of it when your almost finished, you shouldn’t be attacked by a reaper.

2. Don’t be scared to explore the kelp forest or red plateaus.

Kelp forest and red plateaus are safe biomes, with nothing scary. Kelp forest only has stalkers, which aren’t scary but they can be aggressive. Red plateaus has sandsharks, and to aggro them you have to go right up to them. This is also wheee you’ll see your first leviathan, the reef back. Don’t worry, it’s passive but might have an aggressive tiger plant on it, other than that it’s passive. It also has barnacles you can break on it to get copper and a few other resources like gold and silver.

3. Explore the kelp and red plateaus for wrecks to scan.

You should already have a scanner by now, so first off try to get a sea glide and a better oxygen tank. These will help greatly with exploring the red plateaus. Explore the red plateaus for your first vehicle, and a mobile vehicle bay.

That’s all I can think of, but goodluck, and don’t get scared.

-Lamprey

I raised a giga yesterday but I had to go to bed I woke up and I saw a dead baby giga next to a spino.-a sad lava 😢

Greetings!!!

I’m VERY VERY VERY new to this Ark Facebook as i like to call it.

I’ve heard about *The silver dye section* dont understand what it is….

If someone could explain to me please.

I play at unofficial server (Ark mobile) its called XXXXX PVP

Someone please join n look for me xd.

Also i’ma thinking about making a YouTube solo series (Ark Mobile) so please help me find a name-theme for my channel.

Thx

-Sama

bruh, storytime.. normal day, ya know.

playin pvp in a nice official server, when a guy comes up and says: have you seen my parasaur, i lost it.

i was thinking this dude was crazy, he then described it was a green and black parasaur level 16

i gave him a set of tools, but i couldnt find his para.

tbh he’s probably still lookin :) this guy was pretty nice tho! =)

-HJK

WAIT IT GOT DELAYED UNTIL JUNE 2?

Swamp

Figured out the save issue by searching the forums more, and this happened to ALL console players, along with pc players who didn’t have backups. So basically the new shadow mane chibi update deleted EVERY. DA**. SAVE FILE. I saw lots of things, people losing years worth, months worth, and weeks worth of progress. I’m extremely disappointed, seeing that one of the devs mentioned “we unfortunately cannot retroactively restore all your progress,” so your just gonna remove TONS of our progress that we spent months, weeks, years, and days on, and say “we can’t restore.” If ark 2 is like this I’m not buying. Hopefully they devs do find a way to actually fix this, otherwise I’m either gonna do gen 2, or not do it and find another game.

-Lamprey