*A bird flys inside the pizzeria*

What is that?

*I walk after the bird*

What the heck are you?

*I try to walk outside but I get shocked and run back inside*

Ouch! That hurt.

"Trying to leave?"

*i turn around and see dark one*

No sir, there was a weird creature, it was small and it had wings and i was simply trying to see what it was.

"Oh, i see. I believe your talking about a bird."

A bird? I think I liked birds.

"You still dont remember much?"

Not really.

*dark one mumbles "good" and walks off*

Hm, a bird... i really do think I liked those.

*leaves rustle outside*

What was that?

*i walk over to the door*

Hm, i dont see anything. Oh wel-

*fluffles launches from the bushes and grabs me by the arm*

Argh! Let go of me!

*fluffles drags me outside and i get shocked*

AAAARGG!

*my eyes turn red and i stand up*

GO AWAY!

*i pick up fluffles and chuck her and run back inside*

OUCH!

*my eyes turn normal again*

I like being an animatronic.

-shadow(from now on everything is going to be in my perpective or dark ones perpective, and my memory got wiped and got put into one of the shadow animatronics)

Thank you Lolbit, you have now helped me commence future sting operations.

-Manticore

Yeah lamprey, they where all the same person, manticore even said so, but it was kinda obvious, their names all started with G and they all said the same boring stuff, although it was flattering, still, doesn’t matter, I still have more power.

-Lolbit

*snaps and 109 souls float in*

Is that good enough lolbit?

-dark One

Lolbit this got me nowhere so I’m gonna say this.

Goblin Ghoul Genghis and Ghost are fake. It was a whole sting operation

-Manticore

I will never join you manticore! I’ve heard about how you tried to have someone killed!

-Ghost

Why would I join you? You’re worse than anyone on here Manticore!

-Ghoul

Look dude I’m not joinin you, I like where I stand

-Goblin

I’ll never join you! You’re a dictator! A former Caesar!

-Genghis

Lolbit how did you get this many supporters!?

Goblin! Genghis! Ghoul! Ghost! Join us or die!

-Manticore

If thats what you want to do dark one...but i need to consume more souls so i can continue being this powerful even after Thanksgiving, 107 to be exact

-Lolbit

I may be similar to a shadow...but it doesn’t mean I can’t catch shadows.

*lifts up jar with a small part of the dark one in it*

This should work

*sets up one of those sayonce stars with a circle around it*

*puts dark one in the center of the star*

The one attached to the other

Destroyed by another

I have captured a half

Expand it

As I need your help

If only for a day

Let it be

If not possible

Let me share

Some of myself

In order for you to be restored

*black mist appears around jar and starts swirling extremely fast around the jar*

YES

ARISE DARK ONE

-Lolbit

Okay, um, ghost, we’ll for starters i am half of someone, a manifestation, no one knows who, only me, and since I now have kind of a mind of my own, I’ve made my own life. I am basically a ghost possessing a robot, I have powers though. I own a pizzeria called Lolbits Pizzeria where I boss around a group of other animatronics, during the day it’s a happy place that serves pizza, at night, a deadly home to angry souls who kill those who enter. I have control of the other animatronics so if they’re doing something I don’t want them to do, I can make them stop. I am also Lampreys boss, and I was partners with the dark one, but I think he’s dead, it’s a good thing I still have this...Anyway, I’m only able to be aggressive on holidays and since there are two holidays on two connecting weeks, one the most important, I am most powerful at the moment. Right now my pizzeria is closed because I have a bunch of shadow animatronics surrounding it as I’m trying to take over the dyes. I cannot leave my pizzeria without ripping a thing called a shock chip out of my back, which is extremely painful, and causes even more glitches when it’s out. My shock chip gives people the ability to shock me, which is the only pain I can feel, it also makes it where I can’t leave. Anyway, I still deliver and I need to go collect souls right now so...

-Lolbit

Get a ton of spears stock up in dodos and dilophosaures then get armor and destroy it

Hi, Lolbit, I’m an admirer of your power and want to help you do it. But you need to tell me stuff. As much as possible. I wanna help.

-Ghost

*slithers in the floor to the counter* I’ll have sixty five pizzas pls! Sixty with just cheese and slices of huma- I mean turkey, and five with cheese, turkey and pineapple! Oh, and make sure to use blood sauce, and not tomato sauce! When the pizzas are done, come with them to mutagen, place! Also if you can’t handle putting pineapple on pizza, I’ll make you but your OWN FLESH ON IT! GOT IT?!?! Good, I’ll be waiting in my home! Also I want to have a chat with you there! Come quick! *slithers out the door*

Dark one....dark one...I...ineedmoresouls...you must help me or I will be confined once again

-Lolbit

Only 118 more to go

I think I figured out what your scared of… Do I really want to say it? Hmmm… I’ll give a riddle.

“To the one that has nightmares, nightmares of bears chickens foxes and bunnies, that is where the thing with many rows of teeth and claws is, he will show up in your bedroom at 4 AM and kill you if you aren’t sleeping. If your sleeping he’ll let you live.” Lolbit could probably figure this out, but people who haven’t seen fnaf 3 or 6 won’t be able to figure it out. Perhaps it’s not 3 or 6 and I’m just throwing you off?

-Lamprey

I’m waiting for thanksgiving week Shadow

-Lolbit

Lolbit, I'm glad you are okay with helping me. It's not exactly a person, more like a demon... It's name is Spine, she is the one who is screaming all of the time, I apologize for her behavior towards you btw. I just need your help with controlling her.... Can you help me with that?

Gotta go.. she is waking up...

-CloudJumper and Spine-