Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Obtain the item by killing a Theri (duh).
I used a Trike charge attack to stun lock, then I pulled out 2 dimorphodons, an iguanadon, and a baryonyx.
Do not overestimate them. A bronto should be able to take them down effortlessly.
Feel free to try and traumatize me, I bet you can’t.
-Lamprey
(Also, feel free to write about anything that involves me working here, just don’t kill me off)
@lamprey
Eh, sure.
By accepting this job, you show that you understand that Lolbits Pizzeria is not liable for any injury or even death.
Hours are from 8pm-6am
-Lolbit
HA! You TRUST me? I don’t even do that.
*bursts out laughing*
You really think someone like me would be Allie’s with you!?
And I thought there was something wrong with me!
-WhiteWinterTiger
Would be cool if this were to be the combination of the sickle and the sword. Just much more primitive but efficient. Dual wielded obviously, can’t be used with a shield. Would be op early to mid game.
*walks around, hand on the dusty wall*
Oh how ive missed this place. My new one is good, but this one...was first.
Dont forget about me now. Ill be back, someday. This place will remain here until then.
-Lolbit
Dark one, I think you’re going to soft on shadow, we need to deal with her.
-Lolbit
*dark one falls in from white dye*
Since when did their defence system include a lady that can turn into animals and Shadow? Im going back.
*he runs back only to sprint back*
So it apears the only reason they are there is to plan something. No clue what. Also i heard something about shadow bekng that ladys shadow? Im confused, why does her name have to be shadow!
-dark one
If u tickle ur pickle with this I will give you a nickel but first eat the pickle
Hahaha APEX ur really funny lol I mean that my friends burst out laughing… keep doing it (I mean that).
-SuS
I DO like ur stories Lol
-Not really SuS
I’ll be the first, I can do it, I CAN DO IT!
-Lamprey
Actually manticore, i WOULD go to india just to kill you, it would litteraly only take me 3 seconds to get there, i just dont feel like trying to kill you right now
-Lolbit
Well, sorry about this lamprey.
*a giant hand bursts from the ground and drags lamprey under*
Well, lamprey just fell into a pit of the most dangerous creatures ever seen. Im going to go to orange dye now.
*a portal opens and dark one walks through*
*dark one walks out of the portal infront of lamprey, whos standing in blue dye*
Okay, lolbit thinks i killed you. What on earth did you do? Never mind that. Now go, before lolbit notices that your alive. Im risking my butt for you, so dont make me regret this.
*a portal opens and dark one walk in*
-dark one
Hey Lolbit! Guess where I am! Mohenjo-Daro, or maybe I’m at Harappa, I know you won’t come to India just to capture me!
-Manticore
Phew, its a good thing i was spying on silver dye when that person with the tentacles attacked, they couldnt hace done much though. I could just litteraly fly through the tentacles, people are so stupid
-Lolbit
*slaps ghostly forehead and looks at lamprey*
My guy. You do realize that most of the shadows are on your side because of stupid dark one and this random dude who wants to join you who can apparently control shadows. Also, anyone who targets shadows makes themselves a target for me.
*pops neck*
Unless you want me to possess you and make you kill yourself in the most painful way humanly possible, i suggest you leave the shadows out of this. They dont even interact with any other kind very much. Plus by the time this comes out, it will be my birthday, and you dont want to know what happens to me on my birthday.
-shadow
Oops, sorry, the post about me not being afraid of apex was supposed to be -dark one but for some reason i put shadow instead.
-shadow
(Eats a random shadow’s essence)
MMM, TASTY. I FEEL EVEN MORE POWERFUL, PERHAPS EATING ESSENCE MAKES MY SECOND FORM STRONGER? YES, THAST THE CASE. I MUST C O N S U M E SHADOWS FOR POWER, THEN WE CAN WIPE OUT EVERYTHING.
-Lamprey
Yes, lets take out white dye first, then silver, after that we can work on chasing fanfictioners out of their HQs
-Lolbit