Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What are tips for therizino claws? Tips and strategies for therizino claws in ARK: Survival Ascended & Evolved.
To Lamprey
I didn’t say if you where wrong or right I simply said I’m not taking guesses and if you want you can send brad grammar ghost in here and I’ll stuff him into ft Freddy
-Lolbiy
Planarian...I couldn’t say this in silver dye, meet me in anky kibble
-WhiteWinterTiger
Lolbit you are the best! My story was supposed to be delusional and it’s hilarious how you said… that wasn’t at all what happened-lava
This is how it really went....
(Lolbit) Welcome to Lolbits Pizzeria!
(Lava) oh why thank you
(Lolbit) how may I take your order?
(Lava) oh, I’ll just take some regular pizza
(Lolbit) Great! F-f-f-f-f-f-
(Lava) are you alright?
(Lolbit) -f-Funtime Freddy will be bringing you your food.
*Lolbit goes into kitchen*
20 minutes later
*funtime Freddy comes out of kitchen with pizza and puts it on lavas table*
*funtime Freddy walks back to kitchen*
*lava looks up to see the main stage*
(Speaker) attention customers! Lolbits Pizzeria will be closing in 5 minutes, we advise you leave before closing time as it is dangerous going out to late at night.
*lava blinks*
*lolbit now on stage*
*lolbit looks at him, panting, and starring him down*
*guy walks into building*
(Guy) you should probably leave
(Lava) hm?
(Guy) look, I’m the night guard, and I’ve seen some stuff, it’s not going to be safe here
(Lava) um, okay? Can I take the rest of my pizza?
*lava looks at lolbit too see that she is not facing him anymore and is just looking strait forward and starring at the wall*
(Lava) fine, I’ll leave
As lava leaves he feels like he’s being watched, he turns around to look at the building, just to see six pairs of eyes starring back at him
-Lolbit
If only that happened lava, but it didn’t, if you did come and wreck my pizzeria, well, I’d have to wreck you, and by that I mean eat you. You’re welcome to join my group of psychopaths trying to take over dododex though.
-Lolbit
PS, members get a discount, with the discount it goes from free to free!
*slams table*
I would like to speak to the WEAKLING lolbit in tangerine dye. Unless they're to scaaaared. Im going to post this in most dyes so she sees it.
-an angry shadow
Okay, so um, lamprey, those things did not happen, the last night guard I had was a Robert and I let Funtime Freddy and Bon Bon eat him. But, worms do go good with kids, sorry I mean leeches, yes you’re basically I giant leech in my opinion.
*turns around with giant smile on face and eyes glowing brighter than usual*
(Lolbit) watch your step leech!
-Lolbit
Would be kool if we can craft Theri sword then take that and let the Mantis Equip that
Obtain the item by killing a Theri (duh).
I used a Trike charge attack to stun lock, then I pulled out 2 dimorphodons, an iguanadon, and a baryonyx.
Do not overestimate them. A bronto should be able to take them down effortlessly.
Dear SuS
Why don't you go roleplay yourself a Roblox ban, buddy.
Sincerely, DX
P.S. stop hating on some awesome stories you dimwitted cancerous rat spleen.
We must know who sus is then if he’s not lobit.
Any ideas how?
Maybe we should ask people in our dyes?
-HJK
What does sus mean by inpersonate us?
My stories will get ruined!
-Shadow
We’re not scared sus stop trying to scare us lol
Meaow -wwt
I’ll be the first, I can do it, I CAN DO IT!
-Lamprey
I want Some sticking out of my head rino+ their = me
*sneaks in*
*someone notices me*
FRICK IVE BEEN SPOTTED!
"HEY, what are you doing her?!?!?!"
NOTHING!
(Dork one) FRICK RUN SHADOW RUN, I AINT SPENDIN 10 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE IM STUCK IN YOUR HEAD! RUUUUUN!
Wow you think i want to go to jail?
*runs back to discord*
-shadow
Manticore if you hunt me down I will kill you, I will not hesitate to destroy you if you get in my way.
-Hitman
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT, LOL I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW SURVIVOR, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO ENNARD IS (in irl I do know who he is but for my roleplay I’m saying I don’t) GO TO ARGENT SADDLE IF YOU WANNA SEE WHO MY OWNER IS, IVE ALSO TOLD PEOPLE HOW TO GET RID OF ME
-Lolbit
Shadow, the problem is, I don’t eat their blood, I eat their essence, therefore, that is not an issue
-Lolbit
*sigh* guys lolbits owner is a fanfictioner. And lolbits scared of william afton.
-shadow