Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Okay, um, ghost, we’ll for starters i am half of someone, a manifestation, no one knows who, only me, and since I now have kind of a mind of my own, I’ve made my own life. I am basically a ghost possessing a robot, I have powers though. I own a pizzeria called Lolbits Pizzeria where I boss around a group of other animatronics, during the day it’s a happy place that serves pizza, at night, a deadly home to angry souls who kill those who enter. I have control of the other animatronics so if they’re doing something I don’t want them to do, I can make them stop. I am also Lampreys boss, and I was partners with the dark one, but I think he’s dead, it’s a good thing I still have this...Anyway, I’m only able to be aggressive on holidays and since there are two holidays on two connecting weeks, one the most important, I am most powerful at the moment. Right now my pizzeria is closed because I have a bunch of shadow animatronics surrounding it as I’m trying to take over the dyes. I cannot leave my pizzeria without ripping a thing called a shock chip out of my back, which is extremely painful, and causes even more glitches when it’s out. My shock chip gives people the ability to shock me, which is the only pain I can feel, it also makes it where I can’t leave. Anyway, I still deliver and I need to go collect souls right now so...
-Lolbit