(WWT) looks like this is the place

*words on top of building read: Lolbits Pizzeria*

*walks through door*

(WWT) um, hello? I would like to be you’re night guard for the night

*phone on wall rings*

(WWT) well not ones here

*picks up phone*

(WWT) hello?

(Phone) look, if you’re hearing this, that means you’re still alive, get to the security office and lock the doors, don’t let her get you, shock her if necessary, you have to wait 30 minutes each time, watch the cameras, survive, survive, till six am

*phone guy hangs up*

(WWT) I should probably find that

*runs around looking for security office*

*finds security office*

*sees tablet*

(WWT) okay, lets see, it closing time, ten am, there’s the button to look at cameras, there’s the shock button, and, ah ha! The door button!

*locks doors*

*sees 99% power*

(WWT) WAIT THERES A LIMTED AMOUNT OF POWER!?

(Lolbit) HEH HEH HEH

(Lolbit) figured it’d be you to come, the only one, who seems to care, wonder why?

(WWT) NO! NO! JUST GO AWAY!

*checks camera*

*lolbit not at main stage*

*lolbit not in hallway*

*opens door*

*97% power*

(WWT) just...just...gotta survive till six am

(Lolbit singing somewhere) no secrets worth keeping, so take me through the night, let go, of the light, fall in to the dark side

3 AM

*checks cameras*

(WWT) W-WHERE IS SHE?

*heres noise in vent*

(WWT) CRAP! IM GONNA DIE!

*sees locker under desk*

(WWT) I-I think I can fit in there!

*hides in locker*

(Lolbit) where is she? WHERE IS SHE! OH WINTER, I CAN SMELL YOU, GRRRRRR, MUST HAVE LEFT WHEN SHE HEARD ME COMING, STUPID VENT

*lolbit leaves room*

4 AM

(WWT) NO, NO, can’t die, can’t die, must save, must save, shadow, s-shadow,

*heres running in hall*

(WWT) NO, NO, NONONONONONO

*closes doors*

*power at 20%*

*lolbit bangs on door*

(Lolbit) RAWRRRRRRRRRR, YOU KNOW YOU CANT ESCAPE ME!

5AM

(WWT) We’ve been going at this for hours, CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE MY FRIEND AND GO HOME LOLBIT!?

(Lolbits voice seeming to come from everywhere) NEVER!

*power at 0*

(WWT) NO, NO, NONONONONNO, IM GONNA DIE, IM SORRY SHADOW!

*lolbit seems to appear from nowhere and jump scares WWT*

(WWT) IM SORRY SHADOW!

(Lolbit) I SAID NEVER!

*lolbits face starts to unhinge*

*lolbit opens mouth to consume*

*WWT sits there, cornered, waiting for her painful death*

*music starts to play*

*lolbits goes back to normal*

6AM

(Lolbit) NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

*WWT runs out of room*

*almost at door*

(Lolbit voice coming from nowhere) GO BEFORE I TAKE YOU INSTEAD, TAKE YOUR FRIEND, BUT YOU KNOW, THERE ARE MORE BATTLES TO COME! HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

*WWT grabs shadow and runs out of door to Tan dye*

*WWT opens jar*

(WWT) you’re free, you’re free now shadow, you owe me, big time, I’m always here if you need help

(Lolbits voice ringing in WWTs ear) I’m glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come

*WWT shivers and heads back to purple dye*

-Lolbit

I dont wanna leave sooo….

Sad…

I’m staying

-Random person

Do I have to leave? :( im not toxic

-Random person or Remcothequick

Im still here, but yes I stopped so DONT BLAME ME for spam in black dye OK?

-As I said, im normal person now Not that SuS weirdo

Sus do you know how many other shadowmanes i have killed 8 but 17 scars in the process

-a very hurt Shadowmane

@Nazgul

Nax your my friend but this dumb six year old does not deserve his name to be spelt correctly

- an angry Shadowmane

Okay but hol up. I heard a little rumor that someone was impersonating me, even though ive been ded for how long. And i saw the post. And i have one thing to say. FRICK OFF DUDE YOU DONT WANT TO BE ME! I HAVE 20 SPLITS NOW, YOU DONT WANT TO BE ME! Also ive died 8 yines, you still want to be me? I dont even have good stories for fricks sake! Anyways back to my hole i go. I posted in silver dye. Any posts after this, thats the idiot. K?

-shsdow(if you know you know)

Got it nasgul???

Cause I just don’t like all Fan fics in the dyes it supposed to be for real tips. Just saying.

-Totally SuS

If u really wanna fight go to sauropod verbreta nasgul gimme a day or two and ur dye color and I’ll solo u in sauropod verbreta ok?

I don’t wanna impersonate u nasgul I read ur stories and there good so no. I just wanna have orange or black dye noobs so just let me have it.

I’ll leave u alone if u give me orange or black dye…

-SuS

Just saying… one of u is impersonating me…

-SuS

Thank u fake HJK thank u…

Hehehe why are u impersonating me?

The REAL HJK

Stupid role players omg lol xD

-SuS

Bruh get rekt losers

U all dumb

-SuS

PEOPLE

THIS is WAR no lobit’s pizzeria thing anymore this is a fan fictioner wAR

-HJK, shadow and another shadowy person who prefers not to be named…

This is my HQ now…

I am Working with HJK

To find out who sus is

And to control all resources

Ok so I read through everything, first of all, the person impersonating me is obviously fake, I mean, have I ever spelt my name “Lampery?” No, no I have not. If you did believe it was me, my grammar isn’t that terrible and if anything, I sometimes accidentally misspell my name as “Lamorey” but I also catch it and correct it. Also I don’t online date and I will never, I don’t see the point in it and it’s probably some creepy 80 year old guy on the other screen or something, and on top of that you never get to meet that person. Also I absolutely hate emojis and will never use them so if you ever see emojis it probably isn’t me. Not only that, but I cancelled most of my stories and nobody is allowed to continue them. (I kinda lost motivation and it was probably writer’s block.) So that’s a pretty big red flag, yeah? And so you guys know, I’m never gonna leave this community, even when I said that I was leaving when this was at its lowest, guess what? I kept occasionally checking and never really left, which lead to me eventually returning. So anyways, just a little message to whoever’s impersonating me… Go play with some dolls and make them have some romance story or whatever and not some people on the internet, and also your grammar is terrible and it needs to be fixed, and on top of that your impersonating skills are pretty bad and it’s clear you don’t pay attention to my stories or anything I even do, so go away now.

Also, I haven’t posted here ever since I said I was quitting the night guard job and I probably won’t post here unless something interesting happens.

Well, that was quite long but I hope it was a decent response/reply, and also how many of you believed it was me?

-A very annoyed Lamprey

Wait what? Somebody is impersonating me, I haven’t been here for a long time

-Lamprey

GET OUT OF MY PIZZERIA SUS. AND NO, THIS PERSON IS NOT ONE OF MY MINIONS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FRICK THEY ARE.

-Lolbit