Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

(WWT) looks like this is the place
*words on top of building read: Lolbits Pizzeria*
*walks through door*
(WWT) um, hello? I would like to be you’re night guard for the night
*phone on wall rings*
(WWT) well not ones here
*picks up phone*
(WWT) hello?
(Phone) look, if you’re hearing this, that means you’re still alive, get to the security office and lock the doors, don’t let her get you, shock her if necessary, you have to wait 30 minutes each time, watch the cameras, survive, survive, till six am
*phone guy hangs up*
(WWT) I should probably find that
*runs around looking for security office*
*finds security office*
*sees tablet*
(WWT) okay, lets see, it closing time, ten am, there’s the button to look at cameras, there’s the shock button, and, ah ha! The door button!
*locks doors*
*sees 99% power*
(WWT) WAIT THERES A LIMTED AMOUNT OF POWER!?
(Lolbit) HEH HEH HEH
(Lolbit) figured it’d be you to come, the only one, who seems to care, wonder why?
(WWT) NO! NO! JUST GO AWAY!
*checks camera*
*lolbit not at main stage*
*lolbit not in hallway*
*opens door*
*97% power*
(WWT) just...just...gotta survive till six am
(Lolbit singing somewhere) no secrets worth keeping, so take me through the night, let go, of the light, fall in to the dark side
3 AM
*checks cameras*
(WWT) W-WHERE IS SHE?
*heres noise in vent*
(WWT) CRAP! IM GONNA DIE!
*sees locker under desk*
(WWT) I-I think I can fit in there!
*hides in locker*
(Lolbit) where is she? WHERE IS SHE! OH WINTER, I CAN SMELL YOU, GRRRRRR, MUST HAVE LEFT WHEN SHE HEARD ME COMING, STUPID VENT
*lolbit leaves room*
4 AM
(WWT) NO, NO, can’t die, can’t die, must save, must save, shadow, s-shadow,
*heres running in hall*
(WWT) NO, NO, NONONONONONO
*closes doors*
*power at 20%*
*lolbit bangs on door*
(Lolbit) RAWRRRRRRRRRR, YOU KNOW YOU CANT ESCAPE ME!
5AM
(WWT) We’ve been going at this for hours, CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE MY FRIEND AND GO HOME LOLBIT!?
(Lolbits voice seeming to come from everywhere) NEVER!
*power at 0*
(WWT) NO, NO, NONONONONNO, IM GONNA DIE, IM SORRY SHADOW!
*lolbit seems to appear from nowhere and jump scares WWT*
(WWT) IM SORRY SHADOW!
(Lolbit) I SAID NEVER!
*lolbits face starts to unhinge*
*lolbit opens mouth to consume*
*WWT sits there, cornered, waiting for her painful death*
*music starts to play*
*lolbits goes back to normal*
6AM
(Lolbit) NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
*WWT runs out of room*
*almost at door*
(Lolbit voice coming from nowhere) GO BEFORE I TAKE YOU INSTEAD, TAKE YOUR FRIEND, BUT YOU KNOW, THERE ARE MORE BATTLES TO COME! HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
*WWT grabs shadow and runs out of door to Tan dye*
*WWT opens jar*
(WWT) you’re free, you’re free now shadow, you owe me, big time, I’m always here if you need help
(Lolbits voice ringing in WWTs ear) I’m glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come
*WWT shivers and heads back to purple dye*
-Lolbit
More Therizino Claws Tips
I think we should do primer weapon like the tek claws but primative it would need
-2 theryzino claws
-15 metal ingot
-20 fiber
Can be crafted only on smithy
You requer metal pike engram to unlock this one
I really think we should be able to make a claw weapon with these
Theri claws are completely useless on mobile. Every special drop like this is useless, because the only purpose for them is to summon bosses which you can’t do on mobile.
-Lamprey
Would be cool if you could use these as some type of weapon.
It would be cool if you could use the animal trophies as skins for your armor like the rex bone helmet.
Examples:
Therizeno claw gloves
Sarco hide legs
Argy talon boots
Sauropod vertebra/rib cage shirt
Wouldn’t that be cool?
They can tickle people.:)
They should definitely add theri sword
How many bobs meet their demise on the end of these claws?
And yet we can’t help but want to steal them and make weapons that we can use to kill more bobs! Are dreams are boundless!
How about a tool that gets fiber and attack made by terizino claws and other stuff
And I thought I was the only one
who forgot to clip my nails