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Ok so I read through everything, first of all, the person impersonating me is obviously fake, I mean, have I ever spelt my name “Lampery?” No, no I have not. If you did believe it was me, my grammar isn’t that terrible and if anything, I sometimes accidentally misspell my name as “Lamorey” but I also catch it and correct it. Also I don’t online date and I will never, I don’t see the point in it and it’s probably some creepy 80 year old guy on the other screen or something, and on top of that you never get to meet that person. Also I absolutely hate emojis and will never use them so if you ever see emojis it probably isn’t me. Not only that, but I cancelled most of my stories and nobody is allowed to continue them. (I kinda lost motivation and it was probably writer’s block.) So that’s a pretty big red flag, yeah? And so you guys know, I’m never gonna leave this community, even when I said that I was leaving when this was at its lowest, guess what? I kept occasionally checking and never really left, which lead to me eventually returning. So anyways, just a little message to whoever’s impersonating me… Go play with some dolls and make them have some romance story or whatever and not some people on the internet, and also your grammar is terrible and it needs to be fixed, and on top of that your impersonating skills are pretty bad and it’s clear you don’t pay attention to my stories or anything I even do, so go away now.
Also, I haven’t posted here ever since I said I was quitting the night guard job and I probably won’t post here unless something interesting happens.
Well, that was quite long but I hope it was a decent response/reply, and also how many of you believed it was me?
-A very annoyed Lamprey