Thanks for the pizza lolbit! Five stars! Best pizza I’ve ever had!

Meow,

-WhiteWinterTiger

*WWT walks into Lolbits Pizzeria*

*WWT finds a table*

(Circus Baby) welcome to Lolbits Pizzeria! How may I take your order?

(WWT) well that’s new, um, I’ll just have a regular cheese pizza

(Circus Baby) Funtime Freddy and Bonbon will bring your order

(WWT) why do I need two waiters to bring me my food?

*ft Freddy comes up with bonbon on his hand and bonbons holding the pizza*

(WWT) oh, that’s why

*bonbon sits pizza in front of WWT*

(Ft Freddy) enjoy your pizza!

*ft Freddy walks off*

(WWT) I guess I should try the pizza...

*tries a bite of pizza*

(WWT) OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST PIZZA IVE EVER HAD

(Lolbit from somewhere in the pizzeria) you asked for it, and I gave it to you, just...like...I’m...programmed too

-Lolbit

Um, just a question, which animatronic did stupid ghost get trapped in?

-shadow

(Lolbit) so, who wants to turn the new animatronic on?

*bitybab raises hand and jumps excitedly*

(Lolbit) alright you can do it, but first let’s read this book thingy, I think it just tells you a little about it

*lolbit opens book*

(Lolbit) it says here that it’s name is Circus clown, well it needs a better name than that, and it’s a girl

*bitybab turns on animatronic*

(Lolbit) what should we call it?

(Bonbon) what about...circus baby!

(Lolbit) sure, why not

(Circus Baby) circus clown, night protocol activated

(Lolbit) activate name change protocol

(Circus baby) activating name change protocol

(Lolbit) change name to Circus Baby

(Circus Baby) changing name to Circus Baby

*bitybab runs up and hugs Circus Baby’s leg*

(Lolbit) I think he likes you more than he likes me

*circus baby picks up bitybab and gives him a hug*

*bitybab giggles*

(Lolbit) ah, come on we’ll show you around

-Lolbit

Wow lamprey, it’s a shame you where too late though, ITS NO LONGER HALLOWEEN THEREFORE I AM NOT OBLIGED TO TAKE GUESSES, I GUESS YOULL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THANKSGIVING

HEH HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hey, I haven’t been able to be that aggressive since Halloween ended, at least I can still be a little aggressive

-Lolbit

I would like to sign up for the night shift to win planarinan. Ive always wanted a worm.

-The Dark One

Wow, this is a nice pizzeria you got here lolbit. I cant go in because id get sucked into an animatronic but still.

-The Dark One

Alright, this is an actual question, not rp, if one of the animatronics got destroyed, would the ghost be free or would it still be trapped?

-shadow

My official guess is that… maybe it’s Lolbit’s ghost! And maybe that’s my official guess. Actually, are you Lolbit’s ghost? My second guess would be WWT, since you said you were created from some magic… WAIT! Those are both of my official guesses!

-Lamprey

*bonbon laying on the floor looking at the ceiling*

(Lolbit) Bonbon! Did ft Freddy throw you across the hall to see if you could fly again?

(Bonbon) no, I think we have to many dead body’s in the ceiling

*lolbit looks up to see blood and other stuff dripping from the ceiling*

(Lolbit) i forgot we had those up there, I should have ft Freddy deal with that

(Lolbit) hey, do you still have that worm?

(Bonbon) yeah! Wanna see it?

(Lolbit) sure

(Bonbon) um, could you carry me? It’s hard to drag myself around this place

*lolbit picks up bonbon and they go to bonbons lab in the basement*

*sees trapped worm*

(Lolbit) have you done any experiments on it yet?

(Bonbon) no, I gonna start tomorrow, you haven’t told people that they can have it back if they survive the night, right? I don’t want it to go

(Lolbit) I haven’t told them, I’ll let you keep it as long as you want, when it dies or you get bored of it I’ll let them try to survive the night in order to rescue it

(Bonbon) can me, you, and bitybab play a game?

(Lolbit) sure! Let’s go find bitybab! Oh and by the way I fixed another animatronic in the maintenance room, I haven’t turned it on yet, maybe we could go see it later?

(Bonbon) yay!

-Lolbit

(Lolbit) BITYBAB! WHERE ARE YOU?!

*bitybab comes running up(

(Lolbit) ah there you are! I’m trusting you with my shock chip while I go put up some help wanted posters, okay?

*bitybab nods*

*Lolbit hands bitybab the chip*

(Lolbit*whispers*) don’t tell anyone, but you’re my favorite

*lolbit leaves with posters*

-Lolbit

Wow, lava’s side of of the story was a bit… exaggerated.

-Lamprey

Hmmmm… What do you mean about what not happening? I haven’t come here yet. I guess while I’m here I’ll order some pizza.

My brain: Lamprey did you bring the shotgun just in case, or the AR15 or the Grenades to maybe cancel a jump scare?

Oh no, the anxiety… luckily it’s not closing for a while… I think. Also I’m technically a giant leech, but I don’t “eat” humans or suck their blood, it doesn’t taste too good and fish blood tastes much better. The only times I’m ever sucking a human’s blood is if I’ve been provoked.

-Lamprey

Omg, im confused. Am i trapped or not! I dont even know where i am.

-a shadow who has no idea whats going on

Lamprey, if you want to tell me who your official guess is, just tell me don’t say stuff like maybe, it’s ANNOYING. IM MEAN SERIOUSLY WHY CANT YOU JUST BE LIKE “HEY YO ARE YOU THIS PERSON!?”

-Lolbit

Lolbit:Where am I? Oh, a river? Wait, it’s sandy, there are old temples, IM IN MESOPOTAMIA!

An old woman in a shawl totters over.

?: يأتي (come)

Lolbit:If I kill her I might not get out of here.

?: قلت تعال ، أتريد أن تفهم محنتك؟ (I said come, do you wish to understand your plight?)

Lolbit:Ok.

As the old woman leads Lolbit to a cave he seems to recall someone who he’s met with ties to Mesopotamia.

Lolbit:Nergal!

?: من الذى؟ (who?)

Lolbit:Nergal! He did something here!

?: لكن ، لكن نيرجال غير موجود (But, but Nergal doesn’t exist)

Lolbit:I think he does! We have to run now

Suddenly the woman makes a deep guttural sound.

?:hahahaHaHaHaHAHAHAAHAHAH!

The cloak burned in flames and as the old woman disappeared it turned out to be, Nergal.

Me:Congratulations little fox, you found me out.

Lolbit:Where are we!

Me:The underworld, I don’t have to speak Arabic anymore so I can tell you what it’s called. My home has many names. Kur, Irkalla, Kukku, Arali, Kigal, or in my native Akkadian Erṣetu. Here you will live a shadow of your life. In Erṣetu you face no judgement for your sins, but no reward for your kindness, you get not to eat children, but dust. Your quality of life is determined by the conditions of your burial, and as I simply just lured you into this hole, you will have an awful life. You have no descendants to give you drink, so you shall suffer. Normally you would face no judgement I should say but one of the children you killed was my demigod son! So I wanted to make sure you suffered.

I leave my assistant, Pazuzu, to watch over you.

Pazuzu:You shall suffer as Nergal has ordered.

Lolbit:Noooooooooooo!

And so he sits there to this day, wishing he hadn’t tried to conquer dododex.

-Nergal

HEY GUESS WHAT! IM OUT THE JAR BABY! oh and btw you can have stupid ghost

*pushes him towards the robots*

There, ok see ya, wait, am i getting drawn to a robot? Nope not happening

*leaves*

-shadow

Take me if you want but not my friends. *puts a protection spell on them* you need to take over other things to lolbit. A Bird can poo in your systems and destroy you. I am worth ALOT to my ark so good luck. How do I know you aren't WWT, they wanted something dangerous to happen. Also you two seem to have something I don't. That was very rude of you to put shadow BACK in a glass jar. I preformed an EXCORSISIM and YOU RUIN IT. MY DRAGON IS OUT ABD I DONT CARE.

-(Sigh) Planarian

Hmmmmmmmmm, alright lets go in.

What's wrong A Bird, oh, hop on my shoulder and chill.

*Hums a familiar tune* ohhhhhhh, woooaaaahhhh this, is, is, is familiar?

Ehh it looks like hell.

(Funtime Freddy) Hello little Worm,

Ahhhhhh A Bird c'mon lets go.

*Whips around the corner and enters office*

There, I locked the door.

(Lolbit) YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

N n n n nothing.

(Lolbit) SURE YOU ARE, NOW LOOK AT THIS

Uhhh, Shadow, you good?

(Shadow) n n no

(Lolbit) LOOK AT THE OTHER

Umm, what is WWT doing, NO

They are entering

(Lolbit)YUPPIES

(WWT) Hmmm, this looks fun

No, no NO

*Gets stolen*

-Planarian, gone missing

I've salyed demons, Satan, aliens, cryptids, robots and parasites.

I must do something now.

I want... Pizza! Can I have some.

Could you leave my friends, my species are cool to experiment with.

-Planarian, pizza PLEASE