Woah a over grown chicken ima go pet it “oh crap RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: I am just walkin'

Yutrannus comes..

Me:THAT'S THE MOST FREAKING BIG CHICKEN I HAVE EVEN SEEN!!!!

Then it ate me

Rex: roar

So cute

Spino;ugly hiss

Uh

Dilo:screeeee

...

Yutyrannus: AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH RUN YOU IDIOT HAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

the world is ending. Killer pigs with fangs (phiomia) and screaming chickens that scream at dinos untill they obey or die.

Noob: hmmm is that a dodorex?

Tribmember: no you idiot

Noob: let’s go tame it!

Tribe member: (facepalms)

Noob: wow it’s so floofy

Yutyrannus: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Roar with it enough times and it shout “BEGONE THOT!!”

Ooh a stuffed animal go hug it!

Fluffy Rex with a good pair of lungs

Avoid like the plague unless you wanna tame this chicken rex

Its a breed between a chicken and a Rex

Genius

Ah Yutyrranus, the Goku of Ark.

No kidding, the courage roar makes it look like it’s going super saiyan. Dang.

So I thought mhmmm sure my friends were like don’t go over there there’s a yute somthin wasn’t paying attention and so me and binks (my dodo) we ran over there cause I saw a wooly rhino and yea found this thing I sort of ran to my tribe mates they were taming wooly mammoths and long story short I was kicked from the tribe and they lost all there narcos soooooooo I’m clanless and stranded here in the cold with my tribes stuff and binks lived =)

Holy shit guys, it’s a trex with a fur coat! I MUST MF TAME IT!!!

(Instant dies)

What do you get when you put a Yutyrannus and 200 phiomia in a pin together. A crapy mess

Faas,ru,maar

Only true skyrim fans will understand this shout

Tame it then I ride tame it tame it like I ride it

Fear the fear Turkey before it fucks tou

My T. rex Rexy does this now ( bwaaaaaaaaaa )

Another situation where you go on the highest rock you can find suck your thumb and hope you don’t die.

They use up a lot of stamina when they do there "roar screech" so be sure to upgrade their stamina