Fear the fear Turkey before it fucks tou
Fear the fear Turkey before it fucks tou
More Yutyrannus Funny Tips
This is how you tame it
1. Knock it out
2. Let your tribe mates do the work
3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it
It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".
Real men scream back at him.
"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"
Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"
Rex: roars*
The animal's: ...
Yuta: roars
Animal's: RUN!
Rex: am i a joke to you?
>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness
"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"
Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. ππͺΆ
It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.
So imagine:
T. rex: π¦ βRAAAAAHHH!β
Yutyrannus: π¦πͺΆ βRAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.β π
And it wasn't tiny eitherβaround 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. ππͺΆ
FUS RO DAH
Me: Oo a fluffy Rex
Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*
Me: π― Mom is that u?
Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM
Me: eke....
This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids