To all people who wanted the spider
We cant do anything, we shall watch in horror and despair as how the spider fades away…
Welp, guess we got a bird
It looks like my micro raptor evolved. Good boy.
— plastic bag
A pigeon eats bread.
Barrel of mutagen drops.
Ends up looking like this and never gets to eat bread again
Reach 50 likes and I willl do one about cosmo
An Argentavis And A Wyvern Got A Little Busy.
It has a machine gun for a tail
Who needs a rock drake when you got a rock raptor
How to defeat, turn it into Kentucky chicken strips
Ark players: finally a big bird
Argy:😤
Me:Chicken wings, chicken wings. Hotdogs and baloney, chicken and macaroni, chicken wings, chicken wings. *brings out pan*
Yi Ling:For the 687th time, I am not a Chicken.
Everyone on scorched vote : bro why did we get croc we couldve gotten cute fluffy spider
Same people on ab (where fluff spider would work well): we like bord
Rockwell isn't the end goal it's these guys
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
