It looks like my micro raptor evolved. Good boy.

— plastic bag

A pigeon eats bread.

Barrel of mutagen drops.

Ends up looking like this and never gets to eat bread again

Reach 50 likes and I willl do one about cosmo

An Argentavis And A Wyvern Got A Little Busy.

It has a machine gun for a tail

Who needs a rock drake when you got a rock raptor

How to defeat, turn it into Kentucky chicken strips

Ark players: finally a big bird

Argy:😤

Me:Chicken wings, chicken wings. Hotdogs and baloney, chicken and macaroni, chicken wings, chicken wings. *brings out pan*

Yi Ling:For the 687th time, I am not a Chicken.

Everyone on scorched vote : bro why did we get croc we couldve gotten cute fluffy spider

Same people on ab (where fluff spider would work well): we like bord