Real man use a stone pick and a dodo and no clothes on.

Me : the braking news a farting yeti🤨

it said it was called a jeti when i tapped on the “jeti” icon. lol

It looks exactly like a gigantopithicus but white.

It’s a Bigfoot remake

This is what the gigantopitecus is on steriods (sorry if i misspelled the name i have bad spelling)

This is another situation where a monkey finds the steroids stash.

Joe momma h. H. H. H h hi hi hi hi

If you can’t tame these then how can you carry there baby with a procoptodon

1 run till you can’t

2 don’t stop running

3 keep running

Ark making the Yeti be like:

Bigfoot file

Crlt-C

Make new file

Name file: Yeti

Crlt-V

Yeti is ready

Me with my tribemate in the yeti cave

Friend” why are you holding a bola?”

Me” U-uh... you can bola the yetis!

Friend “oh okay!

“Enters the cave and sees yetis”

Friend “Gets bolaed” HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!”

Me” Saranarah Suckah!

The picture makes it look like it swaggers instead of walking. Pretty sure it does. That's cool.

Me takes out bola to bola friends

Me looks over

Me realizes I’m in my single player...

Yeti squash

If you encounter the yeti... have fun

But your friends won’t.

I'm going to give you a tip:

RUN RUN RUN RUN

When you force-tame a yeti: Hippity hoppity your base is now my property

A man grabs his shotgun and shoots the crap outta this monke covered in snow 🕶️🍺

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Yeti: Shoot me human

Player: YOU EAT “BAY-BIS” EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT

Did you get the reference?

I trapped one when I was at my friends

Lol