Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me for no reason: Bro look it’s a snow monkey
My friend who started playing recently: I wanna tame it
Me: uhhhhh yeah… go give it a try
My friend goes to tame it
My friend: I DONT THINK ITS FRIENDLY
Me: take this and run away
I drop him a bola
My friend: What will this do
Me: It keeps creatures away
Everything in a 1000000000 mile radius about to attack
Me: alright imma go back to the base
Literally 30 seconds later my friend died
My friend: WHY THE ____ DID YOU DO THAT
Me: Alright I’m getting off
My friend: OH NO THE ____ YOU D-
I log off