ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Yeti
Tips & Strategies

Yeti
37 points   😂 Funny       Report

Me: hmmm let’s go to yeti cave

Tribemate: ok sir

Me: now I will grab bola, narcotics, and an argie

(At yeti cave)

Me: ok let’s go in

Yeti: YUMMY HOOMANZ

Tribemate: uhh we should run sir

Me: no, we must feed the yeti first

Tribemate: with what?

(I bola the tribemate and feed him narcotics)

Tribemate: SIR I WILL… zzzzzzzzz

Me: yeti, I have dinner ready

Yeti: YUMMY FRESH HOOMAN

Me: enjoy!

(I run back to my argue and fly back to base)

Tribemate: I respawned, and I WILL KILL YOU

Me: ummm gtg bye

More Yeti Funny Tips

2186 points   😂 Funny     Report

This is another situation where you bola your freind and run

292 points   😂 Funny     Report

My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it

237 points   😂 Funny     Report

Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.

289 points   😂 Funny     Report

Knock your friend out and run...

238 points   😂 Funny     Report

Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids

33 points   😂 Funny     Report

‘Yeti’ or not, here he comes!

Such a bad joke. Im so sorry you read this.

104 points   😂 Funny     Report

Curious George is looking kinda old

38 points   😂 Funny     Report

He’s not dangerous. He just wants hugs! See he’s coming for one right now. Aww, bring it in buddy, Aww… wait, oh, oh no, Hold Up! Wait! NOOO…-☠️

98 points   😂 Funny     Report

How to kill it:

1.) Get a double barrel shotgun/ pump action shotgun

2.) Do a Doom roleplay

3.) Do a glory kill

4.) Congrats, you have achieved “WTF did I just do?”

142 points   😂 Funny     Report

This thing killed my dodo army it's insanely powerful

All Yeti Tips