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I reccomend bringing a Gigantopithecus.If you encounter a Yeti, they might sort things out

1,181 points8 years oldReport

Well I recommend a strong megatherium for cave of the strong dire wolves and any mobs will ignore you but yeti and polar bears will attack but easy to handle with a decent megatherium since nothing else will attack you

That's a funny looking gigantopithecus. Nope. Smack. Dead.

963 points8 years oldReport

Experiment: take my gigantopithecus to the strong cave and confront a yeti.

Hypothesis: the yeti and the gigantopithecus will sort things out.

Conclusion: MY F***ING GORILLA DIED

506 points5 years oldReport

This thing has the strength of 100000000000 alpha rexes, the colour of a dire wolf and the body of a gigantopithecus. Only option, bola your friend and run, if you don't have anyone, hope you had a good life

391 points6 years oldReport

Stand on a ledge and hit it with arrows if that doesn’t work, run into water and watch it drown. If that doesn’t work scream like a bird and run away, or die trying

315 points6 years oldReport

Hmmm... is that a white dire bear...no, what the hell is a gigantopithicus doing down-NOPE IM OUT

214 points6 years oldReport

Nah just run no point you have 000000000000000001 percent of winning

Note that this is basically an alpha gigantopithecus.

107 points5 years oldReport

Treat them like agents from the matrix. Run, run your ass off

169 points8 years oldReport