So I have all avian shoulder pets (featherlight, this ugly…

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So I have all avian shoulder pets (featherlight, this ugly thing, ichthyornis, that one goose thing with the golden eggs, and a fjordhawk) in cages because idk and I capture small creatures and bring them into base and I execute the animal in front of them. My vulture and featherlight just watch in anticipation while the goose looks shook, the ichthy is just like β€œiM sUcH a SoLemN sInGeR.” And my hawk is just like β€œHm.” For some reason this is entertaining to me

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