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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the voidwyrm? Funny voidwyrm jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wait hold on- so your telling me that a tek wyvern has a tek variant like bro wasn't tek enough this guy was one of the reasons I went to ark ascended and his goddamn laser throat . Is this guy gonna have MINIGUN fingers and toes next shooting out big feroxs and reapers do your worst GCM. Voidwrym automatly delets the ability to use console commands
Hey guys, been a while, huh? I read through all of my previous posts, and thank you guys for so much of the support. My Voidwrym one was the most liked. Also is Lava sees this, I was wrong. They did shave down the megalodons size quite a bit, but it is smaller than a mosa. Anyways, I will continue to post with my name tagged.
Sincerely, an old partner, Beanzles.
How to escape a voidwyrm:
1) get a bola
2) get a friend
3) find a club
4) knock out your friend and kill the voidwyrm
5) run for your life to mars
6) get a trap
7) get a voidwyrm
8) kill the wyvern
9) run for your life to Saturn
10) get a plant spiecies Z seed
11) put bazookas in it
12) get a ferox
13) give the ferox 4 to 668 bazookas
14) put 444.9 gallons of bullet powder in it
15) wait for a voidwyrm pack to come
16) triple 2,000 feroxes and do the same you did with the first
17) put the bazookas on: shoot bad things
18) let the feroxes kill the voidwyrm pack
19) run for your life to the endless galaxy
20) get trapped flrever
21) panick by yelling forever