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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Non violent huh, well guess what as I recall, to tame these things we have to shoot it in the head a bunch of times so it'll start begging for mercy as we shove stuff up it's places
More Voidwyrm Funny Tips
How to escape a voidwyrm
Step 1. Get a bola
Step 2. Get a friend
Step 3. Get a club
Step 4. Find one of these
Step 5. Bola your tri mate knock him unconscious and run for your life.
What people in the 1920βs thought we would have in 2024
HOORAY!!! Gen 2 gives us FOUR MORE AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE TAMES (Voidwyrm, Astrodelphis, Noglin, Shadowmane) THANKS SO MUCH WILDCARD.
*Shadowmane eating noises*
How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:
Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.
Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!
Scientist 1: Ok...
Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!
Scientist 1: Got it.
Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!
Scientist 1: Then is it passive?
Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!
Scientist 1: Done.
Scientist 3 walks in)
Scientist 3: What is that?
Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.
Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!
All scientists: Masterpiece!
Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! Thatβs 16 wyverns btw. Whatβs next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.
I'm here to talk to you about your wyvern's extended warranty
Right, who brought Darkstalker back?!
No seriously, I need to thank them
EricBro5000
Us: yo the lost island map gonna be lit with the new dinos that are being added
The Devs/ Wildcard: weβll make sure to make the armargasuar to be a passive tame that is aggressive towards players.
Me: you have successfully refunded, ARK: Survival Evolved
If they bring one more wyvern I SWEAR Iβllβ¦ make them add us some Wings of fire or something! Smaug! Draco! Someone we can appreciate!
CLAY!
Wat da heck happened to toothless!?!