Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hey guys, been a while, huh? I read through all of my previous posts, and thank you guys for so much of the support. My Voidwrym one was the most liked. Also is Lava sees this, I was wrong. They did shave down the megalodons size quite a bit, but it is smaller than a mosa. Anyways, I will continue to post with my name tagged.
Sincerely, an old partner, Beanzles.
More Voidwyrm Funny Tips
How to escape a voidwyrm
Step 1. Get a bola
Step 2. Get a friend
Step 3. Get a club
Step 4. Find one of these
Step 5. Bola your tri mate knock him unconscious and run for your life.
HOORAY!!! Gen 2 gives us FOUR MORE AGGRESSIVE PASSIVE TAMES (Voidwyrm, Astrodelphis, Noglin, Shadowmane) THANKS SO MUCH WILDCARD.
*Shadowmane eating noises*
How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:
Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.
Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!
Scientist 1: Ok...
Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!
Scientist 1: Got it.
Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!
Scientist 1: Then is it passive?
Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!
Scientist 1: Done.
Scientist 3 walks in)
Scientist 3: What is that?
Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.
Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!
All scientists: Masterpiece!
I THOUGHT I TOLD MY WYVERN TO STOP MESSING WITH MY TEK GENERATOR!!!!
Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! Thatβs 16 wyverns btw. Whatβs next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.
I'm here to talk to you about your wyvern's extended warranty
Us: yo the lost island map gonna be lit with the new dinos that are being added
The Devs/ Wildcard: weβll make sure to make the armargasuar to be a passive tame that is aggressive towards players.
Me: you have successfully refunded, ARK: Survival Evolved
Wat da heck happened to toothless!?!
Right, who brought Darkstalker back?!
No seriously, I need to thank them
EricBro5000
If they bring one more wyvern I SWEAR Iβllβ¦ make them add us some Wings of fire or something! Smaug! Draco! Someone we can appreciate!
CLAY!