Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to escape a voidwyrm:
1) get a bola
2) get a friend
3) find a club
4) knock out your friend and kill the voidwyrm
5) run for your life to mars
6) get a trap
7) get a voidwyrm
8) kill the wyvern
9) run for your life to Saturn
10) get a plant spiecies Z seed
11) put bazookas in it
12) get a ferox
13) give the ferox 4 to 668 bazookas
14) put 444.9 gallons of bullet powder in it
15) wait for a voidwyrm pack to come
16) triple 2,000 feroxes and do the same you did with the first
17) put the bazookas on: shoot bad things
18) let the feroxes kill the voidwyrm pack
19) run for your life to the endless galaxy
20) get trapped flrever
21) panick by yelling forever
More Voidwyrm Funny Tips
Me: ( walks up to wyvern)
Me: hey, any wyvern in there? ( knocks)
Voidwyrm: Nø, öńLY ŤEķ ShÄłl Řuľe țHĨŠ BǑďÿ
Me: are u sure there’s no one in there? I swear I hear something…
Voidwyrm: ÑÒ ØŅÈŚ ĨÑŠÏÐÊ MĘ!! ŅÖŴ ĠŐ ĄŴÅŶ!!
Me: hmmm… no, I definitely hear breathing…
Voidwyrm: FÎÑÊ!!! ( opens mechanical chest )
Me: ah! Richard! That’s where uv been!
Richard: ugh it was so stinky and dark in there
Voidwyrm: MŴÀĦÃĦAÂĦA Ů FËŁĽ FØŘ ĪȚ
me and Richard: WHAT?!
Voidwyrm: ( eats both me and Richard)
Voidwyrm: MMMMM…. ĎẼĻİÇĨØŨŠÈ VÎČŤĨMŞ…
How this beautiful monstrosity came to be:
Scientist 1: We need a new flyer but I have no ideas.
Scientist 2:Let's make it out of tek!
Scientist 1: Ok...
Scientist 2:Let's give it wings!
Scientist 1: Got it.
Scientist 2: Let's make it a passive tame!
Scientist 1: Then is it passive?
Scientist 2:Scratch that, and aggressive passive tame!
Scientist 1: Done.
Scientist 3 walks in)
Scientist 3: What is that?
Scientist 1: It doesnt have a name.
Scientist 3: Let's call it a Voidwyrm!
All scientists: Masterpiece!
Wild card pls. Enough is enough. How many wyverns do we hav now? Fire, lightning, poison, ice, zombie lightning, zombie fire, zombie poison, corrupted, dodo wyvern, tropical, blood, ember, heir wyverns, alpha wyvern, WYVERN QUEEN!!! NOW THE VOIDWYRM!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A WYRM DARN IT. ITS JUST A TEK WYVERN!!!! That’s 16 wyverns btw. What’s next? A wyvern who can swim under water? I can see it now. The aquatic wyvern.
Wild Card: Hey I got an idea let’s make another wyvern that will make EVERYONE COME BACK
Dumb guy: Otay!
So who thinks there will be a new wyvern by the end of the week and hey maybe it will be a sand wyvern
A cross between a shadow mane and wyvern a flying wyvern that can camo what a great idea NOT!!!