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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2025-06-25T03:56:50+00:00

Was playing online and saw a cryofridge brought it home and went on a metal run after a few minutes while inside my base with some water and an exit in the water to the ocean I saw a death message went back to investigate and saw a shark had eaten him so I threw an amount of c4 only equivalent to an ICBM and blasted him out of the water rip Bobby the unicorn 😇

score -5 · Answer 2 · 2025-02-13T22:56:33+00:00

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Ya’ll need to stop talking about how the unicorns wronged Dennis and the Allosaurus Army; haven’t the unicorns suffered enough from Voldemort sucking their blood and killing them?

(I’m referring to Harry Potter if you’re confused)

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score -4 · Answer 3 · 2025-07-21T22:05:36+00:00

It’s so mystical! Magical! Lol

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score -5 · Answer 4 · 2025-08-01T01:35:59+00:00

I tamed this unicorn and it kept on running in the ocean over and over but now I have 2 unicorns yay

score -9 · Answer 5 · 2025-03-25T17:48:27+00:00

Can we stop talking about Dennis now? That was in TWO-THOUSAND AND TWENTY. It’s OUTDATED now!

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2026-02-19T01:26:19+00:00

Run Run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the unicorn man

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2026-05-30T02:03:29+00:00

You don’t know how fast I am fast as truck d and d raw