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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have been looking for a equus for some time.
Saw a white one. It's only lvl 35, i should kill it so new ones spawn. [Sees horn] no wait it's a unicorn!
Wait what's that behind it... IT HAS A BABY!!!
They might be very low level but now I have 2 unicorns! Playing solo so i have no one to show it off to...and I'm still looking for a higher lvl equus.
Was playing online and saw a cryofridge brought it home and went on a metal run after a few minutes while inside my base with some water and an exit in the water to the ocean I saw a death message went back to investigate and saw a shark had eaten him so I threw an amount of c4 only equivalent to an ICBM and blasted him out of the water rip Bobby the unicorn 😇