Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Was playing online and saw a cryofridge brought it home and went on a metal run after a few minutes while inside my base with some water and an exit in the water to the ocean I saw a death message went back to investigate and saw a shark had eaten him so I threw an amount of c4 only equivalent to an ICBM and blasted him out of the water rip Bobby the unicorn π
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Rip Dennis... We will always miss.
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaurus, you shall be missed
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
R.i.p denis WE will avenge you
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis
If you tame this dude call him unitard πππ¦
Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven ππ
RIP Dennis poor guy
Just take two unicorns, implant cancer cells, and roam free until they all go extinct eventually from mutated breeding glitches or just poison their food. Or maybe nukesβ¦.
For Dennis!
β plastic bag